If you were a feminist, you'd have blue hair, weigh 250 lbs, hate men, hate other women, hate the unborn, been with 75 guys before 18 and have 75 stds, hate your parents, tattoos galore, believe in the gender wage gap, post on Tumblr, think 1 in 3 women on campus get violently raped by white jock and carry a mattress around, hate Christianity yet defend every other religion and generally be insufferable, so stay away NonDefunct!
