"THIS GUY! THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, HE'S A RECON MARINE! HE FOUGHT AND BLED FOR YOUR FREEDOM AND DEFENDED OUR GREAT COUNTRY!"; "LOOKING AT ME NOW, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT, BUT I WAS A BOSUN'S MATE ON AN OHIO CLASS ATTACK SUB, BACK IN THE DAY AND 200LBS LIGHTER."