Bad Pun Trump

IT NEVER HAPPENED. OK IT HAPPENED AND IT WAS “PERFECT.” IT HAPPENED BUT IT WASN’T AGAINST THE LAW. OK THAT’S NOT TRUE THERE WERE 47 REPUBLICANS IN THE HEARINGS BUT THEY COULDN’T ASK QUESTIONS. OK REPUBLICANS COULD ASK QUESTIONS BUT WE DEMAND PUBLIC HEARINGS! IT’S ALL HEARSAY. OK IT’S NOT ALL HEARSAY BUT THE DIRECT WITNESSES ARE “NEVER-TRUMPERS.” NOWTRUMP: NO PUBLIC HEARINGS! DEMOCRATS WON’T TAKE AN IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY VOTE BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE NUMBERS. NO REPUBLICANS WERE ALLOWED IN THE HEARINGS.