Uncle Sam

... US citizens are exactly subject to the US government. By definition.

You're one of those "free sovereign" weirdos, aren't you?

Actually he's Canadian, and living in Northern Alberta, doubtful he's migrating south of that border anytime ever.

I don't even know where to begin possessing that.

He keeps denying it also. Apparently CAN is short for California and northern Alberta is a county in SoCal.

God, what a loser.

But he's calling for his fellow imflippers to take up arms for the coming revolution to keep Capt Bone Spurs in power...

Yup, convinced me now! Waikiki here we come!

Damn, there's a whole lotta triggered you posted here. Butthurt much, biitch?

But you are triggered, and copping my lines to do so?

While we're at it, how does it feel knowing your Canaanite god is a pale imitation of Ahura Mazda - a mere tribal one, no less, for a little spec of a nation that spent the last 2 millenia not getting anyone smoted in their defense like the good ol' days while over in Europe?
Oh, that's right, ITs dominion was a tad localized, and the reach from the Levant a bit challenging, ey, Babylon bombaclot?

Father, gone, and where's ITs ghost?

And now I got you rolling till morning.

Do continue, I'll be back shortly.

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14th Amendment to the United States Constitution:

"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

What you going to do, Timber? Are you going to write to the government and explain that the Constitution has a linguistic mistake on the definition of what a subject is?

It means you're under the jurisdiction of the government, which you are. Literally Latin for bringing someone under. Under what? It's open-ended. Rule. Jurisdiction. Taxation. Take your pick. Looks like you already did - you cherry-picked the one that makes you look correct.

But you're not.

You're a subject of your government. They get to tell you what your civic obligations are. You just happen to live under a government that gives you a feedback mechanism to restructure the government if enough people are unhappy with the status quo.