Well, because of my education, I'm fluent in several different languages of sh*t:
"Bull"
"Horse"
"Dog"
"Holy"
"Full of"
and my personal favourite, "Oh".
Served me well over the years, especially when I built my own castle, gained super powers and saved the world countless occasions, dated super models because I'm a hot bod super model myself, became a billionaire and flew to the moon. But I don't like to brag, unless its about my huge manhood.