A redneck friend of mine once came up with an idea called a "chicken chariot"...and yes, please do let your imagination run wild with that description! To give you an idea, one of the technical specifications for it was that it had to have at least two wheels, because if it only had one and the chicken tried to walk with it on it would just spin in circles...again, let your mind's eye run with that description, lol!
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