PARKER! WHY IS EPISODE 9 GOING TO BRING BACK THE GALACTIC EMPEROR? ISN'T HE DEAD? WELL PALPATINE WAS NEVER INJURED IN EPISODE 6. AND WE KNOW JEDI CAN LIFT INANIMATE OBJECTS. SO IT MADE NO SENSE THAT AN ALL POWERFUL SITH COULD BE TOSSED IN A METAL PIT AND FORGET HE CAN FLOAT; WHEW! I WAS WORRIED STAR WARS HAD BECOME SO POLARIZING THIS WAS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BRING FANS BACK.
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