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JoJo Scroll Of Truth | JESUS SAID: IF A MAN CANNOT KEEP HIMSELF FROM LUSTING AFTER FEMALES THAT HE SHOULD GOUGE OUT HIS OWN EYES INSTEAD OF GO DIRECTLY TO HELL FOR IT; WHY DOESN'T JOHN PIPER OR JOHN MACARTHUR PREACH ABOUT THIS AND SCOLD MALES FOR IT? THESE FAKE MINISTERS OF THE GOSPEL WILL FACE GOD SOON. | image tagged in jojo scroll of truth | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,925 views 2 upvotes Made by PatriarchyIsGay 5 years ago in politics
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is that a bad troll or just a person with poor English skills?
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And there goes Babylon Dimby, suddenly not pretending he is sooooooooo beyond Canaan/Babylon/Aran/Roman/German/American derived Christian paganism.

Shake that bogus book, Dimby, shake it.
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If there was a divinity, belief would be irrelevent from even a clueless narcissistic pseudo intellectual dolt like yourself. It would carry on as it does WITHOUT the blessing of acknowledgement from some insignificant specks of dust coagulating in a holier-than-thou club chanting some incantation that will endear said divine into being the servant of these self-adulating monkey people.

You don't have a belief, you seek one. One in a force that will elevate the miserable dead end failure that is you to a level worthy of ITS presence. So worthy that you have to stop yourself from making yourself its equal by calling IT, "Him," showing how humbly respectful and pious your sincerely modest self is.

"You don't have a legit belief because you called it "him," not "Him" ...

What an utterly limited arrogant pussbag you are. The godS wouldn't even waste a fart on a blood sucking flea like yourself.

There is no god, at least not as your atrociously limited concepts pretend to conceive it. Get over your useless self.

"Him" Sheesh, what a fhucking idiot.
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You still crying, biitchboi? Wha happun, did I puwll your widdle magic carpet ride to godliness away?

k, make a deal witcha. Die. Yes, die. Tap me on the shoulder from the other side, and THEN we'll see if you can possibly convince me that you are eternal because you have properly believed IN the eternal.

Whatcha say, guy? Proof/pudding on this one or shall I expect me a big ol' nay?
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Dumber1972 is still at it? Shocker.

Here's the thing: Your wall of texts are either copypastes or jus the same drivel you tell everyone all the time. So there is no need to read it. That's why what I say addresses only the first line. I actually at times read a little more of (skim through) what you tell others (hence the Beast Saul/Paul bit), just to see if it's possible that you might dare stray from your standard script.
You don't.

Plus lately you're not even pretending to pretend to say something, just straight to the hissy fit, so even less to read.

You have the mind of a child filtered through that of an elderly person still stuck on lame 1950s would-be unsults. You are simple minded, irritable, and lie really badly - like a child & old person does.
As time goes on, your by-the-numbers rambling is getting increasingly distilled to its core - base undisciplined anger. The essence, the purpose of what you spout laid bare.

You can't help it. But I can, as I nudge you further along on your breakdown.

Enjoy your taste of what is not salvation.
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wOw.
yeah, um, tl;dr

Do continue telling others how you know the secret to tha twuff, which is basic Protestantism which an extra emphasis on constipation over the letter "H."

Skimming around I saw you refer to Saul/Paul, killer of Christains and corrupter of the what was the faith (Excellent: If you can't beat em, make em join you). Sheesh, why don't you just cut the crap and go unabashed Nero while you're at it.
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Skimming around this thread*
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oh you believe everyone pays attention to little creepy attention w**res like you?? Who do you think that YOU are Punk?? You aren't Jesus so you better get to steppin on out of here now
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we don't claim to be Jesus Christ, we believe in him and his strength not ours and by faith alone is how people are saved. Jesus whipped tax collectors ect... be bold as a lion and do not keep company with fools.
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Ignore Crybaby Dimber, he's just an angry drunk that likes to antagonize people, especially newbs that he'll harrass till they quit the site.
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bye already~ I am not making time for idiots in my world!!
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Like you, faker?
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JESUS SAID: IF A MAN CANNOT KEEP HIMSELF FROM LUSTING AFTER FEMALES THAT HE SHOULD GOUGE OUT HIS OWN EYES INSTEAD OF GO DIRECTLY TO HELL FOR IT; WHY DOESN'T JOHN PIPER OR JOHN MACARTHUR PREACH ABOUT THIS AND SCOLD MALES FOR IT? THESE FAKE MINISTERS OF THE GOSPEL WILL FACE GOD SOON.