When you find this book in your library at the age of 7:

lmao

he got cum-ed I guess? I’m not funny

ummm. I wanna find this book so I can find out how he got touched....or what they really meant…..

this is amazing. This author must be like me, who not only likes trains getting aids, but also loves Thomas the Train.

Me: where's thomas the train?
Librarian: In the adult reader section.
Me: 0_0 Ummmm........

everyone else:0-0

me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This sounds so great out of context

Sounds like Thomas was getting lucky.

Bruh

...the night train is coming, got to keep on running...

uwu

I..um...huh? Need to know if that is a real thing. So many questions popping in my head.

HOLYY MOTHER FU-

They ran a train on poor Thomas, look at his face :(

What the heck?

W
T
F

Imagine putting this in the rilgos section