FIND AN IMAGE OF SOMETHING UNIQUE, LIKE THIS WALKING SCROTUM NIGHTMARE CALLED THE MOLE RAT; COMMENT HUMOROUSLY HOW LOOKING AT MOLE RAT PICS PRODUCES THE EXACT OPPOSITE REACTION OF LOOKING AT MEGAN FOX PICS FROM 2009; NOW ADD WHITTY OBSERVATIONS ABOUT MOLE RATS INVULNERABILITY TO SUFFOCATION, AGING, CANCER, RADIATION, OR PHYSICAL PAIN. THEN COMMENT HOW YOU'LL TAKE YOUR CHANCES RATHER THAN LOOK LIKE THIS.