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Jesus said I verily say unto you this generation will not pass before I return. What??

Jesus said I verily say unto you this generation will not pass before I return. What?? | BULLSHIT!!! | image tagged in jesus christ,contradiction,brace yourselves x is coming | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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He is he's better educated than all the other history professors that's a fact. You won't bother to find out if it's true
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And BTW, self evident truths have been coming out since the Dark Ages when it was illegal to not praise Jesus. And then bearen back by corrupt cover up churches and their minions. It will not just be obvious to anyone that doesn't give the science a fair go because the churches do so much of what we have seen in this grand string.
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You are right it's a fallacious argument. It's my opinion is an appeal to authority. I knew when I was writing it. I wanted to put it out there, test the waters. He is the best educated history professor when it comes to research on the historical Jesus. I had had a few if you know what I mean <drinkie drinkie sign>. It is poor argument
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He just got lucky with some hidden knowledge
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Sorry you have to zoom in to read my meme above or I can re-post
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Nice essay.
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Did you actually read them? I didn't necessarily expect anyone to read. It's just kind of personal for me you know the monotheistic religions condemn my kinds along with the whole bunch of others. Sometimes makes me unstable
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What is 'your kinds'?

Are you a tranny?
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Like you don't know the answer to that
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You know I was just checking out your memes. Never seen them before although I saw your name somewhere I'm not very observant. Anyway you love writing mean stuff hey? Does it give you a thrill. Maybe you really congratulate yourself on a nice abuse. My stuff isn't ad hominem it has substance. It's the real issue not personal attack avoiding the issues. Love the way you attacked the16 year old Greta who spoke so passionately like David Attenborough did about the fact the climate is changing if we don't do something very coordinated and soon we're f*****. But don't worry the rest of the world join you in that she's nice soft target hey. Well I'm not so be careful
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Ah shut your face. I am a victim. Pretending is not going to change that
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What on earth do you mean young one? What are you 1972? I'm '76. Was that supposed to put you in a position of authority when you have contributed nothing of substance. Mate, I've been hearing that don't be a victim stuff for my life. It doesn't work as well as people think you've got to be yourself full stop you got to ask questions and challenge corrupt powers. I am not having this pointless debate with you when you have just avoided the issues that I raised trying to put it back on me like I'm fn stupid
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I'm not the guilty one. Stop being silly
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A fellow dragon. Astounding.
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Oh sorry I got the names mixed up. What am I getting triple tag teamed here. Come on guys I usually like to consent
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So are you saying you were born in 76. Or another year of the Dragon
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That is the best you've got stop being a victim. That's an ad hominem abuse as well. You probably don't get that. Sometimes I given an ad hominem back for an ad hominem
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Oh I get it. You have no idea what you're talking about
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Look you seem to be trying to give me some nice advice. It's just mixed in with the idea that I don't know much about whole being a victim thing or all these ways you try and make me sound naive so that's where we're clashing heads. What you are saying is ridiculous you don't know me from a bar of soap; you can't pick me for my grammar as well if you think. But thanks for being kind anyway
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99.9% of the time on here they have been attacking me. I can tell the difference. I have only had very sparse kind and or constructive words. And what you're doing now is not kind either. I don't agree with your perspective about taking the blame for what was done to me. It's not constructive it doesn't work. I know when I'm in the right I know when I'm in the wrong I don't have much delusion. Not much danger of becoming megamagic. Now, you have masterfully avoided the issue I posted about and all of a sudden were talking about my victimhood. I couldn't give a hoot about being a victim or not. You started the victim nonsense. Now let it rest would you. You are not my elder and never will be. Since the beginning, really? When we crawled out of the sludge?
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I don't really pay much attention to the up and down thing with comments. But there is someone hardcore going along at Downing all of us or maybe 3 people it's down down down how sadistic and cynical
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Trust me that's not the best advice I'll be getting in this world. I mean how dumb are you
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Oh pleeeeeease
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Hmmm, a giant meme shitting on Christians and you accuse me of being mean? Well, yeah, I can be but still. Kinda funny. Btw, your historical revisionism still can't make contemporary Roman writings of Jesus disappear.

Greta is a potato with Soro's hand up her backside. Passionately???? I know you think she should be able to harangue people with how dare you's and I'll never forgive you's and get no push back but sorry, dear, that's not the way it works. I'm old enough to remember years of 'global warming', uh, no wait... 'climate change' scares.
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Christmas is a false holiday for a false god. Just ask Father Christmas. Christianity shits on every other kind there is. You've lost me here, your style is malicious and point scoring. You avoid the truth, good luck with that. And oh the truth comes out your a Christian that makes alot of your memes make sense. Saw you shit on about four different kinds including jews, the new testament is stuck onto the Jewish bible to make the "Christian one." As for writings of the Romans you should check out the book above, he is the best educated on the subject more than "both of us put together" - that's not very much. The climate change is real the ice caps are melting you can see it on Google Earth I suppose it's all doctored is it. Anyway blow this. I've gotta do stuff I probably won't reply
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Christmas is a false holiday but that's not biblical, I agree but I said Christians.
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Oh yes sorry about that I was drunk. Well you've done your share of pooping too from what I can see. Anyway I never poop on any Christians except where I said that these monotheisic religions poop on every kind then want respect for theirs via intimidation and misdirection. I was a True Believer, I saw the face of God and now I realise it was all in my imagination. As the famous preacher turn atheist Dan Barker explains it happened to him. Mr Barker famously says that Richard Dawkins, inventor of the term meme by the way I just think interesting, call him, "the type of preacher you wouldn't want to sit next to on a bus." The monotheisic religions, probably worse of all Christianity, are a plauge of spreading delusion, mental illness. Three conflicting aggressive mental illnesses in the name of an omniscient all powerful all present god. They are responsible for the worst atrocities and Grievous loss we have known in our records. Worse than Hitler by unfathomable margin. So poop on that. Is that the worst you've got a sneaky little attempt at affecting my credibility I don't have to worry about credibility when I'm wrong I admit it you should try that all you people that need to look right not be right. Goodnight 💋
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Well the Jews are less aggressive but still fully intend to be the chosen people
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I'm not sure I shat on Christmas did I doesn't sound like me. Where? Don't say just now
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Would acid rain help during an ice age? Good thing it won't be an issue.
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Not really, nothing will. I wish I could see your faces. Get it on video make it go viral. Oh wait they'll be no internet
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If you're asking if that's a threat then I say yeah I guess so. But really it's more than that. No just kidding haha that's a little sort of creepy line I like to throw at people. No, I meant in a debate you won't find me easy like your normal prey. So give it a go ba ba. What do you think of the passage in the Bible that had the fictious Jesus making false promises. Instead of "nice essay" which is clearly derogatory. I really hope it is or this is embarrassing. And don't come with this is the politics board I know that. Of course they won't answer
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I'm trying to suss out what this rambling paragraph means. Give me a few.

I don't feel threatened.
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No, I didn't mean you felt threatened rather than just disclaiming the usual "are you threatening me," after a bunch of ad hominem abuse. I like saying ad hominem I did an essay on it once got a HD. If you have got some spare time research really how much people run each other down, it's prolific. Personal attack not the issues. How's that rambling passage going you are taking a long time. I might not be here when you get back. Not that I've been here all this time been watching John Wick 3
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This is why so many leftists are atheists. They are too lazy and stupid to do research. The New Testament was written in 2000-year-old Greek, and atheists barely have a grasp of third-grade English, so of course they can't understand the limitations of translation. You might as well try to teach a dog advanced calculus.
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Totally bro. nice one
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If kids are to be taught religion in in school. With evolution as should be taught Dawkins as well for a broad spectrum encouragement
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Ya know, your utter disdain for a book over 2,000 years old is kinda laughable. 150 years ago scholars thought the Hittites were a myth, until they discovered them. The flood account talks about water gushing up from the earth's core. Hey look, 2014: https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn25723-massive-ocean-discovered-towards-earths-core/

I get disputing the 'mythical' aspects but to think the historical record of Biblical times, which gets proven more and more and the philosophical knowledge, like passages from Ecclesiastes, is useless is beneath you, imo.
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Some of the history records in the Bible seem to be accurate as some of the wisdom is profound. They took writings from all over the place and stuck them together in the books of the Bibles. That doesn't make the work entire accurate. The Bible itself says the devil mixes lies with truth. I never could understand if they were trying to be clever. My disdain would be laughable if the books hadn't caused so much harm and loss and still do today?
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Oh that is hilarious. Included that in my post for a laugh already. You're just too lazy to read it. Nice ad hominem abuse there as well mixed in typical of the times. Not very Christian of you sir
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So someone actually explained to you what the passage means, and then I cited the lexicon for you which confirms it, but you're still here being obtuse. Not surprised.
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Don't call me obtuse. I'm too slow to you know what it means and lazy to Google it. What difference does it make if you cite the lexicon. It's still a doubtful quote because there are several other passages in the Bible that specifically pertain to Christ's subjects of the time being there when the end comes. Anyway, there is no point in arguing with a theologian they are never looking for the truth really. You will justify it anyway you can. I don't need to, I know I'm right; there was no historical Jesus therefore there is no Jesus
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In retrospect, perhaps too late for an apology but I see what you were doing there I misinterpret it. I haven't slept been drinking, hormonal mess I thought it was a little bit inappropriate of you to say the f*g word even though I shouldn't be so sensitive about it. I see what you were doing. Your point of view is: "I quoted the Lexicon," therefore conclusive evidence. And it's not, with books written by Persons Unknown whether in Greek or Hebrew Latin, Intergalactic Alien or Arab it's all the same made up genesis in 7 Babylonian days Tree of Knowledge making knowledge Original Sin (or the second Original Sin of course). So, "don't think too much," don't ask too many questions Wiley Persons Unknown control our lives and especially money. Written BCE by men Notorious for making stuff up especially about gods. I still think you knew the f*g comment was inappropriate. However, I get what you were saying. Let me say this gently: just because you believe the lexicon irrefutable doesn't mean it is. It's as 1972 said about my appeal to authority fallacious argument so is yours because of Greek men wrote in a book - three different types of fallacy
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Homophobic? Maybe You’re Gay - The New York Times
https://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/29/opinion/sunday/homophobic-maybe-youre-gay.html
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Reading IN your life. F*g
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And I said, What difference does it make if you cite the Lexicon." Maybe you're not a f*g. Never know unless you try
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