The Scroll Of Truth

Ha, Vegeta getting UI, good joke

Ha, kakarot getting SSBE, good joke

Ha, Vegeta gettin SSJ3, good joke

*getting

I have it. I don't use it because it's completely useless. it's weaker than the god forms and uses more energy, anyone who does use it is a fool.

You don't you said it was a waste of time. Man, I have horrible memory from Grampa Gohan dropped me but yours is clearly worse.

time passes kakarot.

Much like how your hairline passes your forehead.

much like you pass whenever chichi has a kid?

This completely contradicts what I just said but it fits.

Wait. I died three times... We have two kids.

you were dead when she was pregnant with goten, and you went to get milk, to say, when Gohan was FIVE

I died before I even met bulma, and in protection of literally everyone. screw the fact buu didn't die, I still stalled for every one of you to get away

I died to protect the earth from Cell and Raditz which is why I wasn't there for my sons births. But YOU were off training and didn't care about the existence of your son for half of the show Mr. Gone To Buy Milk.