A KIND MAN DOING RELIEF WORK FOR YEARS IN AFRICA GETS CAPTURED BY CANNIBALS. HE WARNS THEM, "IF YOU EAT ME, YOU GUYS ARE ONLY GOING TO GET SICK AND THROW UP." THEY IGNORE HIM, BUT SURE ENOUGH, THEY GET SICK AS DOGS AND JUST PUKE THEIR GUTS OUT. MORAL:; YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN.