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Omniscience | AUTHORS UNKNOWN, CONTRADICTIONS, INACCURACIES. OMNISCIENT GOD. WORDS OF GOD X 3 BIG CONTRADICTORY RELIGIONS; GOD WAS HAVING A DAY OFF FROM BEING ALL-KNOWING OK? 😇 | image tagged in anti religion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
357 views • 2 upvotes • Made by anonymous 5 years ago in politics
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Bible
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And your PhD in theology is from where again?
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PhD in theology? Lol. There shouldn't be such a thing. There was a time I would have engaged with you. However, I have learnt your kind will never mind the truth only the truth that suits you
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Well that is the big question I was aware. I didn't really notice it until after I posted it
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It really pisses me off that I wrote this really appropriate explanation of what kind of I'm talking about. I was saying that I consider myself a patriotic child the West. The kind I meant are obvious monotheistic believers. Like all of us are probably a little bit. Right now I don't believe I believe in Richard Dawkins. Now I've been kind to you I'll try and reply where I can't please don't ask me about this point again.
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Aussie, my address is...ha, no lol
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So another pedantic ass who thinks they know everything, when confronted and when asked to support their bullshit hypnosis, all they have is "I've said what I've said". Which equates to no logical or intellectual argument at all. Good job. You're well on you way to taking ass hat of the moth from alot of idiots on this site.
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Hey I was never looking to support my hypothesis. Where do you get off calling the issues raised that? Proven and widely accepted fact would be more honest. It is as I said at the start you cannot tell people who are more concerned with looking right rather than being right. I am not getting tag teamed by you two.
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Don't mind BarfNutz, he just plays shadow here. Note he never has anything to add to the discussion other than, "Yeah! What he said, libtawd, hurr hurr"

btw, the Jewish God was originally merely a tribal one, the monotheistic aspect was a later Zoroastrian influence.
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I'm not looking to prove myself. You're all the bunch of old men preying on a bit of uneducated pray. I only posted in politics because it was the only place I could go that made sense. I didn't know it was a place of debate
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Preying on any bit of, that is. Bloody voice reco. Anyway I'm not letting you guys bait me. Fight amongst yourselves I'm leaving
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Prove who wha?
Either you replied to the wrong reply, or you misunderstood what I said.

Also, if you can't handle people of a certain age, then perhaps waiting till you're properly potty trained would be a more suitable time for you to jump into the slam pit.

Now read what I said and repeat till you understand what I said.
Feel free to study Barf's response to get a handle on who's really preying on you.

Oh, and you're welcome.
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I really want to deeply apologise there VagabondS. I was having a touchy phase and completely missed the point. I suppose you can never really know the politics of a situation like this before you arrive. Here is a belated thanks
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Like a termite from the word work, riding your trusty ducky.
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The idiot farts again.
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That's really classy. Maybe you would be good at wiping are the men's asses. Don't know unless you try
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I will say one more thing in the name of credibility. When I was younger I wrote a long list of the contradictions in the Bibles for The Free Dictionary audience. I began it with a big blasphemy involving Allah and Jesus getting it on I don't know maybe after some drinking. Who cares what it was my sense of humour full stop because it's personal for me being transgender. Anyway, I remove the post because it was too much. And one girl asked me why did you remove it and I just said it was too hardcore it won't do any good. Here's a contradiction for you in the New Testament version of the one god. That his divine love cares for everyone yet some high percentage will burn forever, so where is the love in that. I wasn't exaggerating when I said I thought there were thousands of contradictions in the Bibles. Maybe one day I will write it for you guys I have to be inspired. Malicious ad-hominem abuse will not get you there.
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Younger? What, you were drinking when you were 10?

You're trying to establish credibility with a useless troll who follows someone else's shadow so he can do a Trump ball lick.
Allah & Jesus? Missed that chapter.

Anyways, didcha read what I said about TRIBAL God? He's not a universal one God thingy, he's a God for the Canaanites and their Hebrews offshoot. PERIOD. OOps, sorry HE - don't want to be smoted for that, his fanbois might report me.
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No I must not have explained it properly. I meant Jesus and Allah were drinking - in the joke. When I said younger I meant 20s
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Yes and I totally agree with you about the origins of the one good thing. The Jewish god period like you said
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Actually, can I try again. It's not really known the origins of the one god thing are they. You have early monotheistic expressions in our recorded history Egypt of course. There are monotheistic expressions in ancient Indian texts and religions. It's just basically people have made up a bunch of ideas to explain what they notice in nature and themselves. What we call spiritually psychologically mentally (which can be two very separate things). What is "above us," might be beyond our current capacity?
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And I do not intend believers of Ra Egyptian sun god. I meant Akhenaten in Ancient Egypt
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As I said yesterday, "the monotheistic aspect was a later Zoroastrian influence."

Not accidental that under Iranian rule the Jews 'realized' there was one God.
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Ok, well could we agree to call it one influence😊. Seems to me a natural progression of men fighting men and making up gods and even seeing amazing otherworldly things, to want to be the greatest man with the greatest gods and then of course one god and one king of kings. Infinitum
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Got me? Mate watch your step or I'll tell you what I really think
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No what Pagan symbol? What the halo? I didn't claim to know everything. Is this the part where all of a sudden the obviously sound thing I said about omniscient all powerful all present God not being able to get it together to get the three big monotheistic religions to have consistency is all in doubt now. You are so clever. Trust me you are picking the wrong argument. All the material is in my corner. There's a big contradiction for you above. What about Shepherds don't keep their sheep for love lols.There are thousands more and I know quite a lot of them
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I don't want to play tit-for-tat. Apologies for the gotcha comment. There is endless literature re the contradictions in the Bible. The shepherd's to the Sheep comment was a jibe. Shepherds do not keep their sheep for the love of sheep. You know it is for eating and shearing and to market. I'm not sure I really see what pagans did wrong except get massacre by hypocritical hairless monkeys. One thing we can say for your god is he loves a demonisation of anything that doesn't suit. I don't really want to hear your come back on behalf of "Him,"; I am not saying this last to spark a debate or be catty. However, cos it is personal. How convenient for you to ad hom all three big religions, as I did, yet come back to God. Instead of me explaining my contradictions how about you explain how you manage that
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Now listen here.You don't get to call me kid. We are the same generation I would rekon. Secondly I don't have to do a damn thing. I've already said all I want to say . And I'm being polite. Third things third I actually submitted an essay in undergraduate tertiary studies on the ad hominem attack with high distinction. So I am not sure you'd understand better than moi. It's not that I want to hear your understanding of pagan is that I couldn't literally care what do you think about it. You have already displayed that you think they were Antichrist. He is what I have to say about my claims anyone can verify them. Keep testing me sir and I will give you a serve that will change the way you think about life
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My mum was saying recently how I learnt to tie my shoes early compared to other kids and ride bike without training wheels. Much earlier. I've never had an ego about it. At 17 I have social agoraphobia around the time the very first of my transgenderism came into play. Psychiatrist that test my mental health test me in the top 0.00 2% of people v lack of thought disorder. It doesn't really matter what age we are does it. I won't be baited by bored old men. I have been arguing with the likes of you since before I was a teenager. Maybe you push me maybe you haven't. I'll answer if andwhen I'm ready and perhaps you'll have your chosen drug or a different one

wish you begged for
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You know what fire truck it. I can tell you things about your personality. Your grammar tells an unmistakable story that I have seen many times or similar.
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And don't even try and say this is attack to the man. This pertains heavily to a point in this argument
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The argument hehe
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Patient smile
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Here is what I have to say. Here not he
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Anyone can verify them LOLS
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So what will it be the red or blue pill. Here is an out for both of us what I'm offering is not the Red Pill...
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Yes but sometimes I'm funny intentionally as well
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Anyway boys I have to head off I'm travelling interstate for a date. Maybe I replied to you along the way maybe not. You've sliced out a piece of my time and for that you'll have to wait ok handsome
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