Well it is a new day, a NEW Trump scandal. No it is not money from the inaugural, his charity, another girl friend's abortion payoff, this time it is EXTORT the Ukraine President.
So you pick it, which of the EXCUSES OR BLAMES will he use this time:
1 It never happened.
2 Deny without denying
3 Discredit the messenger
4 Admit without admitting
5 It was a joke, locker room talk.
6 Assert that, even if he did it, that would be fine
7 Assert that, of course he did it. Not doing it would be wrong and/or stupid.
8 Other people do it
9 Blame Obama or Hillary
10 Remind us that he is the president, can do no wrong, ABOVE THE LAW
11 [Whistleblower] needs to be investigated for [whatever].
12 The president can de-classify anything he wants, it's not illegal.
13 {Sic Giuliani on everyone.}
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