A PORTUGUESE, SPANIARD, DANE, FINN, SWEDE, GERMAN, FRENCH, ITALIAN, BELGIAN, AUSTRIAN, CZECH, POLISH, RUSSIAN, AFGHANI, ECUADORIAN, AND A VENEZUELAN WALK INTO A SPIFFY, HIGH-CLASS RESTAURANT; THE WAITER STOPS THEM AND SAYS, "I APOLOGIZE, GENTLEMEN, BUT I CANNOT ADMIT ANY OF YOU IN WITHOUT A THAI."