You're the funniest. So funny. It’s how you’ve figured out how to earn lots of money and be a successful comedian, and not just a broke, ass-kissing loser. Your life is so enviable. Wish I were you!
“MY WALL WILL BE... ...ELECTRIFIED, WITH A WATER-FILLED TRENCH, WITH SNAKES OR ALLIGATORS, AND SPIKES ON TOP THAT CAN PIERCE HUMAN FLESH.” ~ACTUAL DESCRIPTION OF WALL TRUMP GAVE HIS TEAM