That is the funny thing about the truth, there is only one; these connivers are getting tripped up with their storytime renditions. You are so correct, calronmoonflower.
The reason Schiff for Brains read that 'parody' before Congress was because he knew most Democrats tuning in were DUMB ENOUGH to think it was an ACTUAL transcribed version from Trump! I bet half of 'em STILL don't know it wasn't true!! Just like RUSSIA...