EVER GET THE IMPRESSION THAT DECADES AFTER ITS WIDESPREAD ADOPTION, 24HR NEWS HAS NOT PRODUCED THE BENEFITS ORIGINALLY DESIRED? "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T IMPEACH TRUMP FOR CLOGGING A TOILET? EVERYTHING HE DOES IS A CRIME ACCORDING TO CNN! AND QUIT BREATHING SO HARD! YOU ARE EXHALING CO2, A KNOWN GREENHOUSE GAS! HEY WAIT, YOU VACCINATE YOUR KIDS I BET?! AND I BET YOU HATE WOMEN!!!"