Wife gave me a stone casserole dish for Christmas one year. I was like why? Now I make the best pot pies with it

Wife gave me a beard trimming "apron", sort of like what they put around your neck at the barbers shop and has suction cups that stick to the mirror to hold it up while using a trimmer...at first I thought, man, how am I ever going to demonstrate to her that I like this (because I didnt at first) and now, I use it at least once a week or 2 weeks. Keeps everything clean while I trim up. Its awesome.

I still can't grow a full beard. It starts to come in and then gets so patchy I can't stand it! So just the goatee for me.

I keep a short beard most of the time but I'm constantly changing it, sometimes full, sometimes goatee, sometimes scruff, sometimes I just shave completely. Dont know why, but I've always been that way since I could have facial hair.

Stoneware sounds legit though, I'd be on board with that.

My aunt brought me a huge handmade tote from Haiti. I couldn't imagine ever using it. Then I had my first born, and it made the best diaper bag ever!

A spider catcher, that was bought for me as a gag gift. It works a treat :)