This is my weekend routine
-Get up
-Eat something
-Check the situation on the Internet (YouTube, IMGFlip and 4chan respectively)
-Do some work around the house
-Get out
-Ride to the nearby Internet café
-Find my video-game (League of Legends, specifically) addicted friend inside
-Tell him to get out
-"Just one more game, I'm about to enter *insert Rank here*"
-smh
-Go out
-Ride to the schoolyard
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-Ride to the park
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-Ride to the bar everyone hangs out in
-Find literal nobodies
-Return home
-Lunchtime
-Morrowind
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-Friend from the city is in front of the door
-"Oooo, pa đesi ti, jarane"
-Ride together to the Internet café
-LoL addict still inside
-We make him get out
-Go to the bar
-Exchange the latest news
-Drop some redpills from 4chan
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-"Let's go to the Internet café"
-"You were literally there 20 minutes ago"
-"I know, but let's go again. Gotta reach that rank"
-smh
-Go to the Internet café
-Addict starts playing LoL
-We leave him there
-Friend lights a cigarette
-Talk about the addict
-"The man's pissing me off. Three shifts pass, everyone comes and goes, only him remains all day long."
-"Literally. I don't even know what he likes in that game. You just mash buttons, hoping the other guy dies before you."
-Say each other goodbye
-Return home
-Dinnertime
-Morrowind
-10-15 push-ups or something before bed
-Check the situation on the Internet before falling asleep
-Fall asleep
Rince and repeat on Sunday