HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BLESSED VIRGIN MARY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 2m,
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I love that pic and I want to know who drew it <3
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0 ups, 2m
Me too! I'm not sure though :/
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1 up, 2m,
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You get an upvote for the nice pic, but how does anyone know when Mary’s birthday is? No one even knows when Jesus’s true birthday is; Christmas is just the most convenient time to celebrate it.
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1 up, 2m,
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We don't. Just like on account of me being adopted and having no record of my birth my parents chose a birthday for me and that's the day we celebrate.
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Shouldn’t your birth certificate have your birthday?
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1 up, 2m,
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I just said I'm adopted, and there is no record of my birth i.e. a birth certificate. That's pretty common in 3rd world countries.
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1 up, 2m,
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Really? Which third-world country are you from?
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1 up, 2m,
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Honduras
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1 up, 2m,
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How long were you there, and where did you move from there?
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2 ups, 2m,
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I was born there, and adopted at 4. Came to the USA.
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No it’s 3
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Do you remember when you were 4, and do you ever visit?
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1 up, 2m,
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Nobody knows when Jesus' birthday either, but we still celebrate it.
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0 ups, 1m
Christmas is a pagan "holy" day, and ought not be celebrated by anyone.
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How was she blessed? Pls understand I am confusion
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She was blessed mainly because of her Immaculate Conception - this means she was born without original sin (which is fitting as she is not only the mother of Jesus but the Queen of heaven)
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1 up, 2m,
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Love your response! Glad to have another Catholic who understands on board!
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Anytime :)
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IDK whether this is the truth or just Papist propaganda, but Mary is supposedly blessed because She conceived Jesus without having sex. But She still isn’t truly virgin because Joseph is Her husband.
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You are confusion? I'm sure Pastafarianism isn't helping clear things up for you, lol. So I'm glad you asked about Mary. She is blessed because she was chosen to bear Jesus.
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1 up, 2m,
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I think he’s being satirical.
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Is Pastafarianism really thing? Is it sacrilege to eat spaghetti then?
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1 up, 2m,
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Pastafarianism only exists as a satire religion that some folks (especially trolls, I think) pretend to practice. Its name comes from Rastafarianism, a Christian sect that’s popular in black parts of the Caribbean, especially in Jamaica.
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I've heard of it, but never actually met one. Lol. So I guess their version of a Bible would be an Italian cook book?
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1 up, 2m,
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LMFAO, I guess so! And one only for pasta, to be specific!
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And they shall eat meatballs and sprinkle the door posts with Prego. ;)
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What’s Prego? Doesn’t it mean “you’re welcome” in Italian?
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You've never had Prego the famous spaghetti sauce? That's almost an affront to all true Italian Mario's in the world, lol.you might want to change your name ;)
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My family mostly eats organic food, so we don’t use most of the mainstream brands.
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Wait you think my religion is a joke how come your god made the sun and moon on the fourth day. How could he tell what day it is? Your bible is a book of bad FAIRYTALES!
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I apologize, I shouldn't make fun of your beliefs any more than you should make fun of mine. So I'll show respect to you if you show respect to me (you will have a fresh start since up to now you've shown very little respect)

Go ahead and educate me on the tenets of Pastafarianism, where do you worship, what book do you base your belief on, who are your founders and leaders? Give me the whole history.
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Kiss my arse
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I tried to give you a benefit of a doubt so you could share something about your religion and show you respect and that's how you respond? Real mature there. You've just proven you're not really interested in having any sort of discussion.
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Lol. You do know not every word in the Bible is to be taken literally right? God did not make the universe in 6 twenty-four hour time periods.
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Bear Jesus? Still confusion.
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Bear as in carry Him in her womb and give birth to Him. That's what it means to bear a child.
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How did she get pregnant as a virgin it is LITERALLY impossible!
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Divinely impregnated.
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