Captain Obvious

Because that's what I was asking

yanno for someone that isn't "swift on the up*hands you your viagra. sorry i stole it earlier. *sorry not sorry*take" himself...........................

"I have a hole. Hear it roar. Smell it reek. Here's a pill, incel"

weird imgflip glitch i guess. ????? but i am sure you can figure it out, *smoochies*

Bwhahaha.

oh come on you imbibe all the time. when your wife is not looking.

isn't it obvious? she is gay and just married to you for "looks". duh. you sleep with a board between the two of you. obviously. she doesn't want your spawn out either. in fact, we are really great friends. we talked about you at lunch yesterday. I got the scoop on your "equipment" and everything. she measured it when you were sleeping. she used her mini measuring tape she uses for sewing. she said it was so small she needed a magnifying glass and tweezers to get it to come out of hiding.

honey its not like people haven't commented on your size before. you should be used to it by now.

the male ego is such a fragile, fragile thing.

yes he gave them toothpaste, access to clean food and water, they got to stay with their parents, they weren't forced to stay for more than 72 hours, they weren't treated like animals, they got a fair hearing from an immigration judge and they were allowed the opportunity to be represented by a competent representative. thats class. caligula would approve of what trump is doing. hitlers conditions for detainees was almost the exact same thing as what trump is doing but if you like that good for you. the rest of humanity does not America is supposed to be a shi8ning example of human rights. not an example of oppression and hate. this country has been diminished by trump the entire world admires and respects obama it is trumps jealousy of this man that fuels his hate to destroy everything obama worked so hard for. that to me is the definition of hate. done with zero class. trump has lost so many supporters over his recent insanity. women are not going to support this no matter which side of the fence you are on. your guy is losing steam as we speak. so enjoy it while you can, pal.

Compared to Middle East countries who oppress women and aren't open to ideas it doesn't seem legit

so requiring rape victims and pedophiled children to give birth to thier abusers spawn, locking up little girls and not letting them have menstruation pads, forcing a woman to give birth in a locked prison cell while men watch for five hours while she gives birth, congressmen putting forth legislation to deregulate rape, women having to fight anjd go to prison for wanting to have the vote, right wing extremist christian evangelicals insisting a good woman is one who obeys her husband. arresting women for wearing bikinis (when they first came out).Ok yeah. THAT seems like a logical retort. *Idiot*.You need top stlop watching your pubic hair grow.

you need to stop watching your pubic hair grow and let your hand get some action for a change

Five degrees to sleeping with Kevin Bacon, maybe.

Lady, if men ever wanted to take back all power, we'd just all choose one female to give a taste of the back of the hand to and you'd all be cowering and submissive. I don't mind sharing, to a degree, but try to take it all. All the rational women will be protected by men. Blue haired trannie sjws like you will be swept aside like knocking down dominos. So enjoy it while you can, toots.

Shhhhhh (shitpost)

Cough though cough cough true couch cough

so, let me get this straight. wait, one sec. ok. sorry i just had to gather all my generals around me to watch me type this out to you. you know, the women SOLDIERS that serve in our military? The ones that can crack every bone in your body before you even got out your first WTF? You really aren't serious with that post. right? If your mom could see this, she would beat you for all women everywhere from the beginning of time. Cower? to you? in real life you are probably five foot one, balding, with no more ability for functioning at any level except sitting in a chair and dreaming i would be your girlfriend while you fap. what a joke. women have been kicking mens asses since men could walk. we also gave birth to every single one of you. something you could not do on your best day rambo.so you know what? stfu. what a punk you are YOU are the reason I AM A LIBERAL.

actually i think this meme matches your personality much better.

not my fault you have had your dick removed then wonders why your thumb doesn't work as a replacement. can't raise the dead, baby.

says the 40 year old virgin

the only reason you could score with her is cuz she is dead. Fn necro dude. EW>