busy mom

definitely the craziest thing I've had to do when I became a parent was say "I'm 14"

Aw man, lol

Do you really have kids?

Damned brat.

My 4 year old is going through a phase. I caught him eating his food from the floor too.

Actually have them

Nothing :)

You're just a kid yourself. :)

I grew up with 5 siblings. God bless my mom

Went to the bathroom and when I came out saw them try this. Of course they were very young and they'd overheard me say I thought the kitty had a "fever".
https://i.imgflip.com/39dukv.jpg

Oh my goodness, that poor feline must have been traumatized, lol. Too funny

Hopefully he wasn't in there long enough. I caught them standing on the step stool just putting him inside, lol

Do they have therapy for pets? Lol

Not a parent, but have worked with kids. A lot. I'm sure I've said things and had conversations that made me go "Wut?" afterward.