Which is why I couldn't contact you guys

Yeah, I went to hotel one time and I couldn't make the wifi work, so I had to wait until I'm back home.

Exactly what happened 2 days ago

And then I was bored, so I took alot more naps than usual during the trip, at my destination.

Cool. Here's some salmon trying to jump a dam

I hope that salmon was okay, it looked like it hated it's life.

It takes a lot of energy to climb the salmon ladder

If I were to climb up the salmon ladder, I would've already passed out from running out of energy.

The plane would just come out of nowhere

That's awesome. (if that can happen)

But yeah, the chances of it appearing out of nowhere is 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000

The hangover should last a bit

Russia: H-how did you get here, America?
America: We took you to the hospital, We know what happened before you passed out.
*Russia starts crying for no reason*

How bout a few extra zeros

With a few extra zeros that I forgotten to put in.

I hope u don't mind me asking but do u have an instagram account

No, but I got Amino.

Never mind

Good try, though. Ok, I'm feeling better than I was earlier (other than a headache I got right now). Wanna know what I did that I made today better for me?

Sure

I reenacted the "Oh waiter" scene and made some memes after that kind of shenanagans

Ooh!! Waiter

Ooh waiter!!! Ooh waiter!!! Waiter!!! Waitor!!! WAITER!!!

But that's probably Russia in a nutshell these days.

Oh I'm a goofy goofer yeah

You're the goofy goober yeah! We're all goofy goobers yeah!!! Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goobers!!!

The rock version was better

Rock version's so much better. (about the Russia in a nutshell) Russia would already be more drunk than Spongebob.
Russia be like, more please?

It's Lacey driving

Russia: Impossible!
Lacey: Anything could happen, Russia. It all happens to everyone.
Russia: *Shocked*
Lacey: By the way, I have to pick up another guy like you, so now you have a buddy to sit with you Russia.
*America gets picked up*
America: Thanks for coming, I wanted to try out a brand new local pizza restaraunt.
Lacey: Sounds cool, look like you got a buddy with you (until Russia has to be driven home)

*at the end of the movie

Ice cream flavored vodka now there's an idea

Do you think that's what was in the ice cream in the movie?

No buy they where making fun of it

So, it's the idea?

*but

Yeah

Russia: Waiter, pour me another f**king *hic* round!!!!
*Germany feels guilty about it but pours another shot*
15 shots later

But goes back to sleep

America: *face palms* One of those days again. Lacey, I'll save you the trouble from having to take him home, I'll take him.
Lacey: Good idea.
*America takes Russia's body and puts him in the backseats of his ferrari*
America: Why Russia, Why?

*starts the car*
America: *saying this to himself* You're sloppy drunk, after what? 15 shots of vodka
Russia: *wakes up* Why are you yelling at me?

Fortunatelythe waiter stops giving him drinks and orders an uber

Russia: But *hic* I'm not drunk!!!! Let me *hic* go!!!!

Unfortunately for Russia they get stopped by a 20 minute train and the train goes into reverse

Russia: *getting really mad* How can this night get any worse?!
America: Russia, just remain calm!
Lacey: Someone getting cranky back there?
America: It's just that we have to wait until the train gets the f**k out of here.

I hate to do this too ya lace but Im gonna head to bed good night

Good night, we'll continue that part tommorow because I'm curious what happens next

*10 minutes later the uber driver has arrived*
Russia: Take your sunglasses off!!! *hic* Who are you?
*the uber driver takes off his sunglasses*

Fortunately there's a u turn they can take

America: See? Everything's going to be alright!
Russia: *making unnecessary angry noises*
*America grabs a paper bag*

Throws up

Lacey: Who's getting sick back there? *looks behind her*

Russia how could u do this

America: I said take a deep breath, breathe in and out, NOT throwing up!!!
Lacey: I got a better idea, let's get him to the hospital.

He's drunk not dying

America: Thank goodness, Dr.Japan, he's okay!
Japan: He has alcohol poisoning, but he's lucky enough to live.
America: What's his blood alcohol content?
Japan: 0.45%
America: *poker face*
Russia: Uhh, my head!

It is quite exhausting

But how would you imagine me climbing that thing?

Mines blue

blue's good too, it would probably match the sky.

It's ok

Oh, I see. Just because you love trains doesn't mean that riding it is the best?

Last time was 6 years ago

Woah.

Bad day?

Care to share?

Ok, I got a stupid test tommorow, sprained my ankle accidently, and then I started ranting about how much of a unlucky person I am (compared to everyone else), and now I'm stressing myself out to get straight A's this year for personal gain(because I don't want B's with my A's in my report cards I get anymore)

No offense but I can't

None taken, I can't either, but I'm going to guess that I would fall.

I'm only saying that because of how today's been for me.

Yeah.

So yeah a while back

Speaking of transportation, have you ever been on a plane? I never been on a plane before and I always want to ride into one really badly.

Is your ankle better now?

A little, still hurts so I have ice pack on it.

I hope it gets better. Care to hear about my day?

Sure go on ahead

Nearly missed catching a freight train(I love trains) and had to schedule 2 different classes because of the time slot

You through alot compared to me. (I always wanted to ride trains)

A small one

Like, inside the country or international?

Inside the country. I even got to fly it for 2 seconds

Cool!

If I owned a plane, I would serve international foods from around the world, serve loads of drinks, the plane cabin would be decorate, but the first class seats would be fancy.

Yeah I want to work on them

And I thought the only people who rides on trains now is the people from a city (if the city had a train)

Workers

And workers too. How is it like to ride a train?

Sounds like a good idea

Then, the plane's color would either be my favorite color or another random color. Can't decide which.

And that is....

Probably use my favorite color to paint the plane (favorite color is red)

Cuz you're a fool that's why

*sniff* *drunk cry*

I scarily don't know. I was fooling around

I understand, you were joking. *story continues*
America: Russia, stop crying while drunk, you're causing a scene!!!
*Russia keeps crying*

Here's some tissues for him

America: It's going to be okay, big guy. *hands tissues to Russia*

There there

Russia: I'm sorry for being a terrible friend!
*America patting him while hugging*

America: It will be alright, Russia. We'll try to fix everything.
Russia: You think so?
America: Yeah!

And they remained good freinds

*the next day and the phone rings*
America: Hello? Oh, it's you!!!
Russia: Bored.
America: Me too.
*took their time thinking about plans for today*

America: Oh! I know! How about I set up a party for everyone to come in my house? But, I probably need some help unless I can handle this myself.
Russia: No comrade, let me help. I'm taller than you when it comes to trying to hang balloons and other decorations.
America: Good suggestion.

A party? Not a good idea especially if there's alcohol involed

There is none. He's trying to set up the party because of the world's football championship (I made that up for this purpose) TV: *host making anouncements* Welcome to the world's football championship!!!
*everyone in the room cheering while grabbing pizza and buckets of wings*

Tv: *host still talking* Great Britain v.s. Poland
America: Britain will win!!!
Germany: You think?
America: Yeah!

I think Britain will probably lose

America: But why Germany?

Germany: Because he drinks tea.
America: Just because he drinks tea, doesn't mean that he will lose.
Germany: Ok, but if the team you're supporting loses-
America: You owe me money, there finished your sentence!

Hey lace I'm having phone issues talk to u in a few

Ok, let me know when it's fixed ;)

Did u skip your mess again Lacey

*meds ;)

Almost did

Dr. Wolverine to fill up your "prescription"

Oh ok, what are you "prescribing" me?

A dose of me

Oh, I see.

Im kidding

Then, what did you meant?