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Blades, the perfect weapon

Blades, the perfect weapon | I GOT ALL THE WEAPONS YOU NEED RIGHT HERE. THEY'RE EFFICIENT, EFFECTIVE, AND BEST OF ALL, THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE RELOADED. | image tagged in machete,machetes,knife,knives,dagger,daggers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,948 views 4 upvotes Made by TwilightOfTheThunderGod 5 years ago in politics
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1 up, 5y,
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Unlike on tv, knives don't disable and stop people as well as a bullet.
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0 ups, 5y
Well with a bullet, there's no guarantee that you'll rack up a kill, but with something like a machete or an axe, you'll be certain that the strike will kill the opponent, if blood loss doesn't kill them first.
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1 up, 5y,
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"Death Before Dishonor" - Samurai
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0 ups, 5y,
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Cos you can't dishonour if you're dead.
0 ups, 5y,
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Well let's be honest, there's really no honor i killing with a gun. You just pull the trigger and it's over, whereas with a knife or a sword, you're actually giving your opponent a chance to defend themselves.
0 ups, 5y,
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I agree with the unofficial Marine motto- If you find yourself in a fair fight, it's time to change your tactics
0 ups, 5y
Not so much a Marine thing, it's more of a samurai thing.
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0 ups, 5y,
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0 ups, 5y,
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But where's the honor in a gunshot?
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0 ups, 5y,
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A bullet through the head is just more convenient.
0 ups, 5y,
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A knife or an axe to the head would work just as good.
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0 ups, 5y,
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Yeah, cos that's totally more efficient when they're standing about 30 metres away.
0 ups, 5y
With a gun, there's no guarantee that a hit will kill a person.
0 ups, 5y,
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I told you, throwing.
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0 ups, 5y
I don't bet any Tom, Dick and Harry can throw a knife 75 metres.

And what is with your idea that anything a gun can do, a knife can do better?
0 ups, 5y,
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Haven't you heard of throwing?
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0 ups, 5y
HAVE YOU HEARD OF SHOOTING SOMEONE?! Most of all, Let's say you were at 75 metres away. How would you win with your knives?
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I GOT ALL THE WEAPONS YOU NEED RIGHT HERE. THEY'RE EFFICIENT, EFFECTIVE, AND BEST OF ALL, THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE RELOADED.