Y U No

thanks

Im back

*happy screams* Missed you sooo much!!!

There was no wifi at the cottage and the wifi didn't work at the inn

Yeah, I can tell.

I had a dream about you Sunday night

But anyway, how's the trip?

It was great and I have photos to share

No, but I have a little sister and she's a ginger.

I meant from your photo. I used to have blue eyes

America: Ok, then what do ya want?
Russia: My demand is simple.
America: What's that?

Vodka

I have some friends who are blonde and have blue eyes. For you, it is blue, but for me it has a mix of green and blue

But now it's brown

Nice.

America: Ok, what kind of vodka?
Russia: Potatoe vodka!
America: Ok, I'll try to find a nearby store.
*but instead, goes to the bar and gets it and take it with him*

Imma gonna head to bed

I always wanted to have green eyes or at least brown

That kind if stinks

Yeah me too. Just got me a glass a milk on my way to bed.

Now that's a sweet view from the car!

Yeah

What eye color do you like?

Doesn't matter

I'm sure the trip was awesome!

It was

Ok. Have you heard of "Squidward on a chair"? It's a video I watched one time.

Yeah

Now I'm not sure if your trip to u.p. or my trip to the beach is better.

Photos

That video is stuck to my head :P

Halfway there

I lost them, not sure what happened but I'm sure you would've love it. I rest my case since I lost it, so count it as your trip's better.

Ok I guess

Woah oh! Squidward on the chair!!!

Ye

Take my hand and we'll make it I swear!!!!

Woah!!!! Chair!!!!

I wonder what other people would think of this, not just Americans?

They would be very confused

But why? It's sooo funny!

It's odd

I was bored, so I done this.

He almost got executed remember

I bet Russia would be like, "What is this?!"

They would probably be very confused

Yeah, I literally had no idea what happened to the photos, either my sister deleted it or I accidently did

Yeah, considering that they had so much vodka.

Potatoe flavored vodka

Ok, how did it ended? (just curious)

I was looking thru my photos and I saw u but you where a lot younger and had brown hair

*Russia enters chat*
Russia: Did somebody said Vodka?

Nope

(instead of chocolate!!!) Russia: VODKA!!!!!!!

Yee

Yeah, oof indeed

H-how I was born with brown hair? Sorry if I didn't tell you sooner, I just love to dye it the color I have today ever since 2nd grade. *feeling guilty and scared*

What?

Germany: Uhh guys? Russia's throwing a fit!
Great Britain: Somebody do something about that!!!

Stranger things

I meant to type "how did you know I was born with brown hair", I'm really sorry if I didn't tell you sooner, ever since 2nd grade I discovered blonde hair and loved the color on my hair ever since. Admitting it to anyone isn't really easy and you're lucky that this will be a secret between us, right?

Russia: If nobody give me vodka, America going to get hurt!!!
America: What did I ever do to you?!
Russia: Silence, America!!!

Silence fool

And if modifying my own genes was a thing, I wouldn't have this problem. I know, you're kinda infuriated at me for telling the whole entire truth about it. I don't forgive myself for this 😭😭😭😭😭 *yeah I'm crying*

Why? I'm not mad and you didn't have too tell me

America: Please? I'll do anything! Anything!!!!
*Russia decides to think about that*

Russia says no deal

I just couldn't forgive myself for it, that's all I know.

I dream about things that will happen or have happend

Hey, it's okay. I was just in a surprised/shocked mood. I know you didn't mean to make me cry.

Why would that make u sad?

'cause I never told anyone about that before, until now. But we can keep that a secret, right?

Ok. So how've ya been the past 4 days

Oh yeah, that Spongebob movie.

I actually thought you where a ginger

Mostly bored, but it was okay.

On the mackinaw bridge overlooking mackinaw island

Oof

Got back from school.

America: Please? I really mean it!
Russia: Do you really?
America: Yes!!!!

Ok fine then says Russia

Thanks. What's happened while I was gone?

Not much. Nixie has taken a few days off. Me And The Boys memes are an eye sore to some, and still cool to others. lol

That sucks

Oh well. At least you're back. I'm almost off the Weekly Leaderboard because I've been busy straightening out the apartment of a neighbor while she's in rehab after falling last week

I hope she gets better