Me And The Girls Size You Up

True story. The girls who go around dissing everyone’s small p**ises never realize the problem isn’t small p**ises its the cavern between their legs.

I think that outfit should be sold on the Proud Boys Merch site.

Actually the little boys who complain about the women who laugh at their equipment are really having a hard time admitting that in society they always have to drive the big trucks and make the biggest noise to overcompensate. Even the biggest cavern could not accommodate your ego. Swipe left.

Um, over 8” is extremely rare and considered very big to most women and too big to a lot of women. When your over 8 and you’re barely hitting the walls it’s the female. Because normally, you’d be getting injured hitting the cervix.

Less than 5% of men are over 7”

i will now. you just made it. And this Empress of the universe is not easily impressed. :D

then again... men with small glands seem to lie about it all over the world, regardless of the units... 🤔

awesome meme. Yes, after much observation, i will formally conclude that it seems to be deeply encoded in the male dna to lie about the size of their *&^%$##$%%^&*

...along with the need to tell everyone about it even if nobody asked. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm surprised they didn't also come equipped with little bull horn portrusions from their lips:"Now hear this, all women within a 5 mile radius of the sound of my voice...I am HU#G!!

😂😂😂 that image..! 🙈

YOU JUST WON THE INTERNET

😂😅🙈 oh, shush... 🙈

bows...i am not worthy i am not worthy...*

You are my new hero. *swoons*

I like you ever so much. Please stay. *G*

um..*gulps*...I have no words...backs away slowly for safety!

one inch is not four. or something like that anyways yeah. men can't measure. peace out.