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Now I'm hungry.

Do you even know what Chicago style pizza is?

Yeah, I prefer those thin crusts too.

If you HAVE to have deep dish, Giodarno's is expensive but worth it.

If nobody's forcing you to have deep dish, go to Wrigleyville and I forget the name of the artisan pizza place but no shit they will serve you a slice of mac and cheese pizza and I wish I made that up. And then put ketchup on your hot dog just because.

I love Chicago but sometimes they have it coming.

Oh my, that sounds like a heavy pizza. Not sure I'd want to try it, but thanks for the info!

LOL

Yes. Do you even know how to let others have a laugh without going full anal?

Now see, this is cute and made me laugh. Thank-you!

Ok. But the pizza is still wrong.

Only appropriate image I could find outside some poor kid cramming a slice into his ear. Sorry.

REALLY?

Because look what the very, VERY first result was on the Google image search of "chicago pizza ear"

Well dang! Google loves you, hates me :(

He has access to Lefty Google. It has 78% more content.

Yeah, and maybe the go-to place for those that like to steal memes instead of make their own. I heard that joke from my neighbor who happens to be from Chicago and thought it was good meme material. So I actually searched for free images. But heaven help me, I managed to get somebody's undies in a bunch anyway. Sigh.