What's the cringiest chat-up-line you've ever heard?

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Peewee you smooth dawg!!

Yep

Yip

Chip

Flip

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For the Christian girl ;)

Cheesy ;)

Like my secret lover Kevin, Harold seems to get the girls only when it's a wrong number.

Lol, imagine your husband seeing that 😂

I was wondering too. So I asked him! Lol. He's apparently not been able to unstick his hand from his face a year later. Yea. I should show my husband, he'd get a kick. At least it's more innocuous than a message you might receive. :/

Lol, why couldn't I get messages like that. Haven't been bothered by any unsavoury messages since I left Facebook. Not that I'm complaining.

Saw this one on an edgy FB page a long time ago. Laughed like a maniac.

Saw this one before, although the OP spelt bury incorrectly as berry. As if it wasn't bad enough.

One from eighth grade (albeit, it was kinda cute and innocent looking back): I was looking out the classroom window at the snow, and this guy with a very open crush on me stands next to me, looks out the window, looks at me and says, "The snow says you're beautiful." I was confused out of my mind at first.

That's sickeningly cute ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ.

Pretty much, yeah.