squidward poor

Here you go ;)

Thanks

No prob. How's everything going other than the packing part?

Halfway done with the clothes

That's great. Anyway, b right back, one sec. I getting me a cup of cappuccino.

Just got back, cheers!

Nice which company

Got it at the local bakery in town, I forgot what it was called.

Aww man I just sipped it all :'(

It's good to support small businesses

I know right? Besides, they're probably there for the community, but you can still go to big businesses.

Btw how tall are u?

5 foot or 5 foot 1 inch, somewhere between those points, so it's kinda hard to tell.

I'm 5'10 and 150 lbs

I guess you can say I'm a shorty, why do I always have to be the shorty :'(

I think pickachu the destroyer is shorter then u

Ok that made me feel better.

So it's not too bad I guess

Just got a basketball hoop on my door so now I can play basketball. Speaking of sports, I like them all.

Shouldn't be.

Poland

Poland: YEAH!!! WOOOOO!!!!
*Germany growling*
Germany: That was so humiliating!!!

I like football basketball baseball and hockey

You got it!

Who would win at hockey, Poland or Germany?

Yeah they got their asses handed to them

Germany: Wanna fight Poland?
Poland: You bet!!!
*fight breaks out and everyone is unsure what to do*

Let them fight it out says Mexico

Sweden skates in and rescues him

Great Britain: What are you crying about?
Canada: I think he broke his leg.
America: *crying* Call the ambulance!!!! Someone, anyone, please?

*Then America gets into the ice skating rink and slipped*
France: Told you so.
America: Not helping, France.
Canada: Great, now who's going to get America?

America: No, I need to break it up.
France: Uhh America, I think you should stay out of-
America: Be quiet, France!

*Ambulance came 20 minutes later to pick up America from the accident scene and crowd is taking notice of that*
America: *as he's getting carried to the ambulance* Canada, you're in charge of taking care of my $1.5 billion-dollar home while I'm at the hospital.

America: Uhh, thanks?
Sweden: Next time, listen to your friend.
*then America discovered that he broke his leg*
America: *screaming and crying in pain*
*Great Britain runs to America to find out wtf is wrong*

Also helps to know people

Thanks for upvoting the comments nixie

Let me give you some more

I noticed the name change! I would have never guessed it was you had you not made that meme announcing it.

I didn't want to confuse anyone so I made the meme too help people out

That what I did when I changed mine. Well, that and to tell everyone that we could change our names.

And that was a good idea. I may change my name agin to MichiganLibertarian.

It's still a 30 day wait right?

Yea

Thanks

Thanks Beckett