AS A PROGRESSIVE I FEEL I'M MORALLY SUPERIOR AND ENTITLED TO MY SMUG; AS A "NEWS" EDITOR, I THINK IT'S MY JOB TO INFLUENCE YOUR MORALS WITH MINE RATHER THAN STRAIGHT REPORTING OF FACTS; THAT'S WHY I DON'T JUST DECIDE WHAT STORIES TO COVER, I DECIDE WHAT STORIES TO COVER UP ! I'M ALSO A SMUG ADDICT, AND WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A HIT; UP; FAKE "NEWS" AND PHONY "POLLS" THAT SWING PUBLIC OPINION ARE LIKE DAILY HITS OF DOPE FOR PRESSTITUTE SMUG ADDICTS