Afraid To Ask Andy

Good times

Seriously, enough with the name changes lol. I have a hard enough time getting to know everyone and remembering user names as it is

I meant to use wolverines_fan before FBI open up

That explains why I found Wolverines_Fan (and accidently assume you dead). But anyway, just got home and I discovered that my ice cream is gone missing.

Curses

I know and I got really ticked off.

My cookies and cream :'(

Not the cookies and cream!!!

I must investigate who ate it.

Mom or dad

probably dad because he eats more ice cream

Yeah and dangerous

*gulp* Well, then what's my other options?

Family friend

But, you smashed the door.

I was rehearsing. You're not actually going to do that are u

No, that's just too dangerous. Even if I wanted to do that, I would probably b dead.

Not a good idea

Yeah, not a good idea. It's like saying France jumped out of the window.

Or doing something you'll regret

Yeah. But idk if the whole rehearsal might become, but if it did, that would be bad.

Again don't do it

Yeah, I'd b dead, so don't do that. I know what's worse, my sister spoiling my movie.

Ok maybe not worse, but you know what it's like when someone spoils the movie, it's just terrible.

Gonna burst thru the door with a m-134 yelling:"begone thot!!!"

Then I probably be like, walk off while I still can and go somewhere else. Dunno what's next.

What movie

She spoiled a Marvel movie, (you might not like it) Captain America.

Make a break for it

Yeah, and then what if I end up finding someone after making a break for it?

And then find an abandoned car w/ a key and the car still works. Not sure if I probably be driving alone since I'm younger.

?

Kidding, I would still keepon running as far as possible until I find a new town/city to live in.

Avoid Detroit and Chicago

Why?

They're bad places

You mean by lots of murders?

What?

I up voted that meme

Yep

The suckeye state

Yeah, who even like Ohio anyway. Ohio is not that special, I know how Michigan feels.

I'm watching endgame right now

That's awesome. Well, I'm going to let you watch your movie now, talk to you later. Enjoy your movie :)

How's the movie?

Just finished

Is it good?

Auto correct being stupid

Oh.

I think I meant to say even

I get you now. *story continues*
*they arrived at the hockey game*

And enjoyed watching canada get beat by Sweden 15-0

America: Try to find a Italian restaraunt, after all we're making up for our, ya know, past.
Russia: Sounds tasty!

*Russia and America's happy screams at Sweden's win*
America: F**k yeah!!!!
*Russia grabs camera and takes pictures*
Russia: Ok, what do you wanna do next?
*took some time for America to think*

Yeah

That's great! Speaking of movies, what would happen if Godzilla was real?

We interrupt keeping up with the kardashians for this slightly more important message

France: People! This is f**king important!!! Godzilla is on the loose!!! *background screams*

Pfft that's nothing

Great Britain: *face palm* France, you're just saying that just for April fools.
*Canada screams*
Great Britain: Canada, wtf happened?

Somebody tweeted about Islam!!!!! Arghh!!!

*Godzilla keeps roaring in the background*
Russia: America, this is the 100th your dog had barked today.
America: What?! It's not my dog this time, I actually heard something even louder than my dog.
Russia: What an excuse.

Godzilla steps on Russia's car. Russia; my car!!!

America: See? What did I tell you? It wasn't my dog.

It's probably Japan's

Japan: What?! What are you saying?
America: What have you done, Japan? You could've gotten me beaten up by Russia!!!

No Russia's too drunk

Japan: A-America!!! I-I can explain! This was an accident. I was trying to create a new type of lizard, but things went horribly wrong!!!

No more buying Toyotas from you

Japan: But America-
America: NO BUTTS!!!!
South Korea: America, he's telling the truth! All we need to do now, is to figure this mess out.
America: There is no way I'm getting myself killed!!! That's a suicide misson!!!

Japan knows all about suicides wink wink

America: That wasn't helping at all.
*the news brodcast popped out of nowhere again*
France: Oh no! Godzilla really is destroying everything!!!
*Great Britain spits his tea out in shock*

But yeah it is a suicide mission

Japan & South Korea: Please, please, America!!! We promise to pay the damages!!!

On an unrelated note I had a dream one of the English royal family members was giving birth and I wansnt allow too see it

I'm joking with u says America now how do we take care of godzilla

Japan: Since it's your mission, YOU decide Godzilla's demise.
South Korea: And we got you a partner.
America: Hmm, and who is it?

I choose Poland he always wants to do something importamt

America: Ok. *whispering to himself* At least it wasn't my own neighbor who accused me of my dog barking.

Poland is happy because Poland gets to do something important

America: Ok Poland, so all we need to do is to make a plan.

Poland: Ooh, I know.
America: What's the plan, Poland?

In sorry Lacey but I'm gonna head to bed g'night

Ok, we'll just pick where we left off. Good night :)

Sorry I was working out

It's okay.

We scrub toilets! No Poland that's not a good plan. How bout we distract it

Poland: But, how about Poland can into space?
America: *face palm*

Hey Poland you want to go to f**king space? Yes cries Poland

*America throws Poland*
Poland: Yay!!! Poland can into space!!!
*Poland lands on Russia's house and smashed his windows*

*Russia comes out of his house*
Russia: Poland, did you seriously just smashed my windows?!
Poland: Let me explain, America asked me if I wanted to go to space, so I said yes and then he threw me.

To make up with u says America

Russia: That's what I was calling you for. Listen, I think I'm the one that should apoligize. I have be too much of a jerk. Do you have any plans?

Russia yells I'm gonna put u back in the ussr!!!

America: Let Poland be, I'm the one who threw him at your window, but it's not on purpose. I got mad at him over terrible plans.
*Russia clinched his fist*

Never let an American do a Russians job

America: NO! Japan gave me that mission, so suck it up Ruski!
Russia: You take back, McDonalds!
America: Shut up!
Russia: No, you shut up!
Japan: *talking to himself* Oh no, what did this heated argument going to get them into?

Russia shoots a missle at America. But misses him and kills Godzilla

America: *sarcasm* Yay, good job, Russia, you freaking killed Godzilla!!!
Russia: Woah there, what's that sarcasm?
America: Leave me alone, you mission stealer!!!
*America walks away angry*
Russia: *to himself* He'll get over it.
*2 weeks later*

Facts

Oh okay.

I'm leaving at 9:30 am tomorrow ms I'm barley packed

what's ms? (sorry if I'm being stupid)

The damage is being cleaned up and everyone is slowly getting back together

*meanwhile America locked himself in the house*
America: I'm never doing a another mission ever again!
*suddenly hears a knock on the door and decides to open it anyway*

America: *opens the door* Who is it?

You wanna go out to a hockey game? Sure said Russia

America: Great! But, what days are you off from work, assuming that you have a job?

I got tickets for today so it's all good says Russia

America: Awesome!!! Well, see you there. Oh wait, your car. How is it?

It's his grandma with cookies

America: Thank you, are one of those girl scouts?
His grandma: Oh no, sonny. I always deliver cookies to everyone.
America: That's nice. Listen, I'm sorry that I'm not in a happy mood today, 2 weeks ago, Russia stole my mission and I'm unwilling to forgive him. You know him right?

It's repaired

America: That's a relief.
Russia: What kind of car you got anyway?
America: Ferrari.
Russia: Cool!
America: Well, meet you there!!!

Yes And you should forgive him

*his grandma left*
America: Forgive him she says, I wouldn't forgive him even if we were the last 2 countries on earth!!!
*phone rings, America picks it up*
America: Hello? Who is it?

Russia: *sigh* It's me calling.
America: *groans* Wtf do you want now?!

*America still on the phone*
America: Are you here calling me just to make things worse?!
Russia: No.
America: Then why you calling me?

America: *sigh* Ok, if he needs me for any reason, like talking to him or meet him somewhere just tell me okay m'am?
His grandma: Ok. Well, see you later.

I'm going to the U.P. tomorrow so I'm packing right now

Anyway, I got something to do too. I got shopping to do. Talk to you later :)

Why? Something happened?

Hey! Just got back from shopping, I'm pretty tired from all of that driving, but at least I got to eat before home.

Our ass-cheeks would be toasted

Unless we take action.

Kill the beast!!

It would probably take Russia and America's nukes combined to destroy Godzilla (I'm assuming)

Assume

Yeah.
*suddenly a news brodcast popped out of nowhere on tv*

Yep. The yuckeyes, but i do hate penn state

Penn is alright but everyone hates Alabama

Yep. I more hate penn because of the sexual abuse thing. I do have a soft spot for northwestern and iowa and Wisconsin. But Michigan first.

Ironically big ten has 12 team big 12 has 10

*14

Should have known

It's confusing

It is

Name em

1.Michigan
2.Ohio state
3.Penn state
4.Iowa
5.Nebraska
6.Wisconsin
7.Illinois (they shouldn't count)
8.Northwestern
9.Purdue
10.Rutgers
12.Minnesota
13.Michigan state
14. Indiana

Name the sec teams

Yep

Alabama
University of Florida
University of Arkansas
University of South Carolina
Lsu

Way more

That's all i can remember

Acc?

Clemson

Basically Clemens they should be in the sec

My favorite teams from each conference
Sec: Tennessee
Big 10: Michigan
Big 12: West Virginia
Pac 12: Oregon
American: Uconn
Acc: North Carolina
Mac: Toledo
C-Usa: Utsa
Sun Belt: Louisiana