MICKEY MOUSE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A NASTY DIVORCE FROM MINNIE MOUSE. MICKEY SPOKE TO THE JUDGE ABOUT THE SEPARATION. "I'M SORRY MICKEY, BUT I CAN'T LEGALLY SEPARATE YOU TWO ON THE GROUNDS THAT MINNIE IS MENTALLY INSANE," SAID THE JUDGE. MICKEY REPLIED, "I DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS MENTALLY INSANE, I SAID THAT SHE'S F*CKING GOOFY!"