Nice cherrypicking. I have a friend who likes to lick cherries, can you help him pick the best on to roll in his mouth?

What?

Cherrypicking: a term used when someone is selecting a small amount of evidence in their favour and putting them on a much bigger scale.

And your calling me a cherry picker?

You some kind of white knight?

No...
I'm a crusader!

Go figure...

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