Poland procrastanates

Japan: Russia, please don't make me sent you to the principle's office just for laughing at Poland.
*America has headphones on*

Poland: Oh no!!! I didn't realize that I have a test today. *uncontrollable scream*
*everyone in class stares at Poland*
(let's say Japan's the teacher) Japan: Poland, you sound like you need some physoclogic help.
Poland: *nervous laugh* No, sir. I'm just surprised.
Russia: HA HA!!!

Japan: America, care to tell the class why you have headphones on?
America: *poker face*