Tuxedo Winnie The Pooh

Nope

*and

XD

It's like saying "Do I want to buy a country or do I want to rule somewhere uninhabited in space?"

Facts

If I had to pick, it would be the "buy a country" option. At least I get to name it and NOT let it be communist. If it were to happen right now in real life (irl), it will only be fair if I just do the election for someone to be first president of that purchased country, instead of me automatically winning it.

You can technically own land on the moon. But no country recognizes it

Not even the United Nations?

Nope

Then I guess the only person who recognizes it is you unless you tell your friends/family or the people here on Img (if the person who owns land on moon even has that account)

But, I wonder what would happen if the moon became a country? (ignore the fact it's in space, it's just a scenario here)

Anything is possible

That's the sprit! In my personal opinion, it could be very useful.

Minion would save the day

He could, but with what weapon?

"I plead the fifth." Mario says

As Mario plead the fifth, someone in the court room decide to try to calm down America while the trial was still on.

The dehydration gun

It was very effective. Mega mind loses. Minion wins. And everyone partied all night. (again, I made it a crossovers) Mario hands out lots of snacks, Germany is the bartender (hopefully no one poisons his drinks or Germany might get framed), and Who's the DJ?

Process and interrogate you

(sorry if I'm gone so long, again it's school) back to story,
Mario: What's interrogate?
Yoshi: *face palm* You got to be kidding me.
*5 minutes later*

Yoshi: Why did you do this?!
Mario: I thought I had the freaking right to remain silent.
Yoshi: *getting really mad*

America should probably leave says Japan. "Order! Order!" Cries Great Britain

Canada: Excellent idea, Japan. Come on America, I'll get you pizza, just calm the f**k down, eh?
*Canada and America left the court room*
Great Britain: Now, can we continue?

I actually want some pizza now

same

*the jury whispering to decide the verdict*
Great Britain: So, what's your verdict, my jury?
Australia: The verdict, your honor, is guilty!!!
(now you decide the sentence)

And then I can buy more resources

YES, YES!!! The cycle will begin over and over again, like the circle of life (get it). Excellent!!!

The robots

*Suddenly someone was poisoned during the party*
Minion: What is going on?!
Mario: Somebody poisoned Italy!
*Italy chocking*
*10 minutes later, the ambulance has arrived*

It would be less then that. And a deputy would be there faster and admisnter first aid

Ok then let's back up a bit,
America: When did the poisoning occured?
Mario: 10 a-minutes ago.
America: France, hand me that first aid.
*France hands America first aid*
*So much later*
Italy: What happened?
Minion: Someone poisoned you.
America: Italy, remain calm. I'm reporting this incident to the authorites.
Minion: Thanks for coming.
America: No prob.

I sentence you to a day of watching furry porn

Mario: *Screaming intensifies*
Great Britain: Plus a life sentence.
Mario: *Screaming intensifies even more* Is this even allowed? Help me out here, Russia!!!!

How do they even know they got poisoned

Mario noticed that Italy was chocking w/ convulsions and vomiting, but no one knows who did poison him.
*breaking news*
Luigi: This just in, a party at a local resident's house was crashed. The authorites aren't sure who poisoned Italy, the other local resident. Minion is interviewing now.
Minion: As soon as I heard what happened, I ran and called the authorites.
*Germany's turn*
Germany: As a professional bartender, I know I wouldn't do that
Luigi: This is Luigi on World News Broadcast (I made up that name)

Just kidding 20 years in the slammer

Mario: *getting dragged out* Russia, why are you not helping me?!

Like the lion king

Do you like the lion king? It's one of my favorite movies as a kid. Too bad, I don't see it as much anymore.

Mario shouldn't have eaten the shrooms

*Then suddenly Detective Yoshi discover that Mario poisoned Italy's drink with shrooms, it was sabotage*
Mario: *humming and cleaning the house*
*door bell rings*
Mario: Come on a in.

Russia is at home uploading his car crash videos from his dash cam

Mario: NOOOOO!!!!!
Great Britain: *getting really impatient* Do you want me to increase your sentence?
Mario: *Flipping tables over out of rage*
*the cops gets the taser*

yoshi comes in a with warrant

Mario: Are you here to come in for free food?
Yoshi: No, I have a warrant to arrest your fat-plumber butt!
Mario: That's not a nice!

"One call". Hello toad can you bail me out

Toad: Mario, I'm not so sure about that after what you done to that innocent country. But anyway, when do you go to court?

Of course it can

For resources or money, but which would you rather have?

Yeah

Okay, sorry if I have been gone for a while, I was at my grandparents' house. But let's go back on topic, after you make things with resources then you sell it. Win-Win.

And that's when Mario wakes up. What a bad dream he says as he walks downstairs. He sees Russia at the computer what are you doing he asks? Uploading car crash videos Russia replies. Mario runs away screaming

Russia: Come on, comrade, it's fun! I even have 1 billion subscribers and America said he invited me to his tv show, "Tonight with America" and it's going to be on live tonight. Don't be a chicken, Mario!
Mario: Are you crazy?!

Too bad sucker youse ill be taken down to th station

Mario: You can't do that!
Yoshi: Yes I can.
Mario: *screaming* NOOOOOOO!!!! I have a brother to feed.
Luigi: Mario, you know I can support myelf. So long, you good for nothing monster.
*Mario gets dragged to the police car*
Mario: STOP PLS!! I'll give you anything.
Yoshi: Nice try, but you can't bribe me!

Resources

Well, that's a good idea, because who knows? You could try to make anything you can think of with those resources.

Lacey I could go for a hot n ready now

okay.

Sorry I was just hungry. Anyway Mario says no and walks away. What's his pomblem wonders russia

Russia: He's probably just jealous because I'm in America's show.
*8:30 p.m.*
America: Welcome everyone, to my show! Ooh, my special guess just arrived, come on in.

Russia: Wow, thank you so much!!!!
America: So, when did your career as a car crasher began?
Russia: It all started since I was born. Then, when I started uploading videos, I started to get thousands of views, then millions. At first, people thought I lost my mind, but now they love it.
America: Good thing I'm not in your car, or else my party is completely "CRASHED"!
*Russia gives America the unsettled look on his face*

America: Why are you making that face at me, Russia? Something wrong?

How bout a dehydration gun?!

Yoshi: You do realize I'm not corrupted.
*At the station*
Mario: What are you going to do to me?

It alright. I like mega mind better

Same, it's funnier.

Mario does and he has his Miranda rights

Yoshi: Mario, I said tell me why you did it?!
Mario: For the last time, I have my right to remain silent!!!!!
Yoshi: *sigh* Fine. Let's just get this over with so I can book you.
*Yoshi books Mario*
Mario: Phone call pls?

Metrocity will be mine!!! Mwhahaha!!!

LOL!

Copper...Drains my powers!!

*Metro Man enters chat*

Mega mind has left the chat with Roxanne richie

*Metro Man is now outraged*

*Metro Man calls for backup*

He needs his space step parents

Suddenly, WW3 comes and pretty much everyone (except Canada, he's sick) came out of nowhere to try to help Metro Man save the day. (turns into a bunch of crossovers)

The 2nd Tuesday of next week

Toad: Ok. By the way, Luigi said he wanted to speak to you. *hands Luigi the phone*
Luigi: Mario, I can't believe you done this! Italy could've been killed. What were you thinking?!

*The 2nd Tuesday of next week*
(Great Britain can be the judge) Great Britain: Mario, you are convicted of illegal drug possesion and an attempted murder. Witnesses, you may now speak, come front and center!
Minion: I can't believe you ruined a perfectly good party, you monster plumber!
Luigi & Toad: Bad Mario, bad!
France: This is why I stopped playing Nitendo!
America: If Italy was dead, *sniff* where will I order my pizza? *sobs*

Sorry if I'm being complicated :'(