Futurama Fry

Aw well

If they were, they could kill more bugs

Imagine trying to shoo a cat sized spider out of the house

I hate spiders enough as they are.

That's fair. The largest spiders are as big as a dinner plate

WHY?

I guess you don't like em

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

This makes the spider sad

He can roam happy and free at least 500 feet away from me.

Not 499?

Maybe if I don't know it.

I've acccidenly touched a spider before

I've had a Daddy Long Legs crawl on me. Ew.

I used to keep pet spiders, but they became high maintenance and kept dying. Plus, they were smaller than thumbtacks where I lived (US NE), so it wasn't a big deal. Then I moved to US SE and realized how big these itsy-bitsy beings could be.

At least u don't live in Australia

n..no....

Nobody likes this idea

Why would ANYONE like this idea!?

No more spiders in the house

umm, no,cats can be in houses, a cat sized spider can be in a house too.

True but it'd be harder to sneak in

But if It did, how would we get it out?

Flamethrower

true, you can easily make a homemade one, but too risky, what if I set my house ablaze man?

Water

wow im dumb-
but,i dont know...why would we want spiders that big?

Just a thought

I...I dont...like that thought....

I mean the spiders couldn't really get into your house but if they did; wooh boy

I would cry if a spider was cat sized because that would be big for a spider like that.

Fair enough

Could you imagine if a horse was a big as a t-rex?

A lotta meat

Yeah, it could last longer than a week if you're lucky.

Sorry I wasn't responding as much

I was worried sick, but I know you're still alive. Crap happens, it's okay.

I'm at the cottage

Oh okay, now I know. As it is now, I'm trying to set myself a personal record (if it sounds crazy, then it probably is)

Sorry but I gotta go goodnight

Good night! :)

Of what?

My longest time to, I'm just going to say, hold it in. But, I don't think I recommend it, but I was curious. (told you it's sounds crazy, but should of mentioned, not a good idea)

Hold what in?

Ya know, (ok you were wondering so I'll tell you) pee. My record? Good question, I'm trying to get past 3 hours without going to the toilet like I did last time (told you it's probably not a good idea) That personal challenge was brought up in my head. One time, we was stuck in a traffic jam that lasted for 3 hours. Now, the memory popped out of nowhere and that's why I'm doing this. (and yeah it's uncomfortable)

Odd but you do you

I wonder if it's really a bad idea

I usually don't try to do that, my brain is kinda messed up right now, it's probably one of the main reasons why it got to my head. Sorry about that.

How's the record going

Omg, I beat it just now. New record: 4 hours. I thought I wasn't going to make it, but I did. :)