Canada's addiction to pancakes

An invasion

Canada: Why are you breaking in?!

How rude

Great Britain: So doc, what's the wrong with Canada?

He's pregnant

Great Britain: *spits tea* Say whaa?
America: Is that true?

Perhaps

France: Canada, explain what just really happened, please? I can help you out.

France: I won't get mad, I promise. Just tell me, I'm your buddy!

I'm sorry Lacey I kind of dont want to do this :/

America: You can't just arrest me at a time like this! I called Italy for pizza delivery!!!

America: *just sat down and starts crying*

*America decides to find Canada because he's worried*

America: NO STOP PLS. I just ordered pizza like I said. Look, I know I done something wrong, but can we work something out FBI and I.P.?

*America is now starting to feel even more concerned*
America: Oh Canada, where are you?
Where is Canada?

Oh Canada we stand on god for thee! America sings

*America is going to scream for help*
America: Great Britain, France, HELP!!!

Lacey they're just going to put him in holding

For now until trial starts?

No they process him, fingerprint her and tal who's mugshot then they'll put him in holding and he can post bail until the court date

America: Canada? Are you okay?

I'm pregnant what do u think?

Ok thanks, now let's continue the story, shall We?
*back on topic*
America: Can I at least have a phone call?
I.P. & FBI: *sigh* Make it quick!
*America makes his call*
I wonder who he would call.

Probably japan

Oh it's okay, but anyway let skip to this part, as Great Britain and France found out, they called the authorities a.k.a international police.

So no FBI for them

America: Oh, sorry! I thought you was going to yell at my beautiful face there for a second. If you don't mind, *America rubs his belly* Hello, little guy or girl! How are you in there? *feels baby kick* Canada, I feel a kick in there. Canada, a-are you mad at me? *sits down and cries*

Canada is going they morning sickness

America: Thank goodness you answered, Japan! Can you do me a favor and tell Great Britain and France that I got arrested and now I'm schduled to go to court in 2 weeks, can you do that for me? Please?

Fortunately the bond was only $10k

Almost forgot, FBI with them.
*knocks on door*
America: Is that Italy's Pizza I wanted delivered to my door? Oh come in!
*opens door*

*so much minutes later*
America: Canada, you're sick!
Canada: It's called morning sickness, you dingas!
America: You take that back, you pancake eater with no heart!
*America and Canada gets into heated argument*
Who ends up finding America and Canada yelling at each other?

Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe ( 1 of Great Britain's butlers): Sir, I hate to inform you, but I saw America and Canada yelling at each other.
Great Britain: Oh, those bloody boys. AMERICA, CANADA, COME TO MY OFFICE THIS INSTANT!!!
*America and Canada sits down on chair*

Time for a chat now can u guys quit arguing with each other

America: JAPAAAAANNNN!!! Can you hear me out man? $10k is how much my bond is. What am going to do now?
Japan: Sorry man, but like you said a second ago, I could tell Great Britain and France that you're arrested and have court in 2 weeks, would that be okay?
America: Well, close enough.

Fortutely France removers all the good America did to help France out so France paid it

*Japan finds Great Britain and France*

America: FRANCE!!! I just knew you would come.
France: Buddy, that's for all the good things you did for me, so I thought why not repay you, and I did, now you're out.
America: Bud, I hope you don't mind asking, but where's Canada now?

He's pregnant. America:impossible

America: Hello! Thank you for delivering my pi- wait a minute! You don't look like a pizza delivery guy, who are you?!

The FBI sir. Please come with us

America: Wait!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!! I CAN EXPLAIN!!! YOU CAN"T DO THIS TO ME, I'M AMERICA!!! LET ME GO!!!

Who said he's under arrest

International police (let's call him I.P.): You're under arrest for, oh you do not wanna know!!!
America: NO!!! I'M TOO HANDSOME TO GO TO JAIL, wait or was prison? Whatever! LET ME GO!!!!

No he can post bond

*Then, they started fighting*

Great Britain: *sigh* France, tranqulizer gun with darts of tranqulize in it, please?

*Canada hears America singing, so he came near him*
Canada: Eh, America!!! I heard you singing!!! Is everything alright?
America: *stops singing* Canada!!! You're finally here! Wait, I was asking the same question.
Canada: What?
America: Is everything alright?

America & Canada: Yes sir.

Great Britain: *tries to stay calm* Now, what is wrong with you two?!
Canada: *points at America* He started it. He called me pancake eater with no heart!
America: *points back at Canada* NO! He started it. He called me a dingas!
Canada: You're just mad because I yelled at you!
America: No, you're just mad because you're are holding a grudge against me over what you gone through.
*America and Canada's heated argument resumes*

Canada: What?! I-I can explain.

Canada is tired of the long waits at he hospital