I've been on a low fiber/no raw vegetable diet for the last three weeks

glad you're getting back to normal!

Gay jokes aside, I have been eating a lot of these chicken mozzarella sausages that they sell at Costco

lol! I hear ya, never had those before but sounds good! I have a guilty pleasure of getting the buffalo chicken and mozzarella sticks at QT gas stations, something about that combination is awesome. probably horrible for me, but it's not an everyday thing.

Plus, with 8 inches of my colon missing, I don't have as much room anymore

Was it the first 8 inches?! Lmao :)

LOL!

I asked the doctor if I could see it...I was interested to see how bad it looked, but alas

They let my mom keep her gallstones, so hey why not?!

The doctor even made a little joke about turning it into a necklace, but no such luck

I think it went off to some lab or something

With plenty of guacamole!

Glad you're getting back to something kind of normal!

Plus, I should probably work up to the grease

Though, I think most of the time I prefer soft tortillas anyway.

Frying can be a little tricky sometimes...it takes some tweaking to get the temp right. And we have a shitty electric stove, so it's even more tricky.
Then, if you use too much oil, all the meat floats out

Well.. she was my best friend years ago. Life happened and we drifted apart. But I used to go to all her family's parties. They fried their own of course. You have not eaten Mexican food until you go to their table and eat their dinner. BEST I ever had in my life.