I've been on a low fiber/no raw vegetable diet for the last three weeks

I've been on a low fiber/no raw vegetable diet for the last three weeks | THE DOCTOR SAID I CAN EAT RAW VEGGIES AND AVOCADOS AGAIN LOOK OUT GUACAMOLE, HERE I COME | image tagged in guacamole,surgery recovery,hungry,two buttons,doctor,on the mend | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Steak | ALSO LOW FIBER OR RAW VEGETABLE | image tagged in steak | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
glad you're getting back to normal!
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cat eating meat | OH, I'VE BEEN EATING PLENTY OF MEAT MEAT IS THE ONE TASTY THING I'VE BEEN ALLOWED TO HAVE | image tagged in cat eating meat | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Winking George Takei | LOTS OF SAUSAGE I'M SURE | image tagged in winking george takei | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Yo Dawg Heard You Meme | ACTUALLY YES | image tagged in memes,yo dawg heard you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Gay jokes aside, I have been eating a lot of these chicken mozzarella sausages that they sell at Costco
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Sulu tea | GAY JOKES ASIDE? YOU DISAPPOINT ME SIR | image tagged in sulu tea | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
lol! I hear ya, never had those before but sounds good! I have a guilty pleasure of getting the buffalo chicken and mozzarella sticks at QT gas stations, something about that combination is awesome. probably horrible for me, but it's not an everyday thing.
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Michael Scott | I CAN'T BE ALL GAY ALL THE TIME SOMETIMES YOU NEED A LITTLE BREAK | image tagged in michael scott | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Plus, with 8 inches of my colon missing, I don't have as much room anymore
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Laughing Don Draper | MUST HAVE REMOVED THE GAY PART OF YOUR COLON | image tagged in laughing don draper | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Was it the first 8 inches?! Lmao :)
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LOL!
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I asked the doctor if I could see it...I was interested to see how bad it looked, but alas
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They let my mom keep her gallstones, so hey why not?!
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The doctor even made a little joke about turning it into a necklace, but no such luck
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I think it went off to some lab or something
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With plenty of guacamole!

Glad you're getting back to something kind of normal!
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1 up, 2d,
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Plus, I should probably work up to the grease
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Though, I think most of the time I prefer soft tortillas anyway.
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Frying can be a little tricky sometimes...it takes some tweaking to get the temp right. And we have a shitty electric stove, so it's even more tricky.
Then, if you use too much oil, all the meat floats out
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Well.. she was my best friend years ago. Life happened and we drifted apart. But I used to go to all her family's parties. They fried their own of course. You have not eaten Mexican food until you go to their table and eat their dinner. BEST I ever had in my life.
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