so, butt garbage is this new concept that I've discovered. It was buried deep in a book I found in a toilet full of mud pies. I had to do quite the extraction process to get it out of there and clean it so it was a proper read for a fellow like me. anyway, as I read this book, I became convinced that everything is made of butt garbage, even the air we breath. it turns out that dark matter and light matter is made up of one common element: butt garbage. now, there are differing qualities of butt garbage. butt garbage produced in one part of the world can be leaps and bounds better in quality that butt garbage made in another part of the world. places like mozambique and turkmenistan produce high quality butt garbage, while places like peru and kamchatka produce low quality butt garbage. so, the end game with all butt garbage is when it expires in your butt and becomes a fart. This is how butt garbage runs its course and when it becomes a fart, at least five human souls are destroyed. This is the most important part of the process, as you can tell, I'm sure. If five souls are produced by every fart, how many souls do you think are destroyed during one dinner with Michael Moore? Answer: 80 trillion! wowowowowow!!!!!
