What was Epstein thinking I wonder?

WHILE TAKING THIS PHOTO, MR EPSTEIN QUIETLY REFLECTED ON EITHER... A) I NEED TO FLY TO MY PRIVATE ISLAND AND SEE HOW TALL THE WEEDS ARE. B) OUCH, THAT LAST 13 YEAR OLD I BANGED WAS A BITER. C) MY GOD, I DO LOOK LIKE HERMAN MUNSTER!