Of course you have the brown man and red man trapped between two lily white slices of bread .

This cannot be real....

IN PORTLAND

Wha....? Words are failing me right now. Are they serious? It's all grain-based... I'm out. I'm checking out of this planet.

Lol yeah really!

Here's the thing: if you want to offer different options of bread from around the world, that's cool. It introduces people to different things and melts them all together (as though it were in a pot, if you get my drift). Calling bread types racist, though? Seriously! Stupidest thing I've ever heard.... today.

You're damn right. The simple fact is that white bread is superior to all other breads.
Of course, some people just refuse to let that fact sink into their crusts.

Sorry dude, but sourdough is the bomb diggity. Not sure what race that is, but it makes the best grilled cheese sammich.

Well f**k me !

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