I once had to dump a guy who I never even met

I butt dialed some kid while he was at church

Lol. That's happened to me. One time I forgot to lock my phone and it dialed 911 from my backpack. The dispatcher wasn't amused.

Ikr

Cue Adel "We could have had it allllllll, rolling in the deeeeeeep!"

I really could have played this fiddle for awhile. I may have gotten a free cruise or something out of the whole deal, just to get me to go out with him. lol oh well missed opportunity.

Well your hubby wouldn't have been happy

I guess I would have break it to him eventually.

Lol

Your name isn't Kevin is it? Still wondering how it worked out. Maybe I should message him. Lol

No my name isnt Kevin (thank God. I really hate the name Kevin)

I'm going to message Kevin and see how this love story played out. I'm dying to know! Lol

Barf, no way! I love my husband too much for that nonsense.

Lol.
You said your husband is from Africa.
Or makes African dishes.
If so like what.

What has that got to do with the picture? Rice, plantains, goat meat in okra stew. Ukasi, moi moi, garri.

No just asking.
That sounds good.
Any wildebeest they probably taste like bison

Why it could. Tell me how it turns out

No answer yet. Poor Kevin no one loves him. Can't even get a wrong number to go out with him. Lol

Although we do call him Kebin

Lol

You didn't upvote?

I upvoted

Not my comment silly.

I upvoted the mem

Nevermind

Oh

P, Q, R, S, T,

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Pls stop the annoying anonymous post on think tank

I don't post anonymously

Ooh sorry i was implying you at all your a mod and someone is posting anonymously

So. Why don't you like anonymous posts?

Generally are trolls.

I mean if they are posing thought provoking questions or comments I don't mind. To be honest I would be more inclined to delete a "what's your band name" meme if it was posted anonymously. ;)

Lol

One time, I gave my friend some money so he can buy a soda in a shop. He thanked me,saying he'll return it when he's able to, and went to buy it, and I remained where we were originally, waiting for him. He took too long to buy it, so I got bored and went home. Upon arrival, I sent him this text on Messenger:"I got bored waiting for you, so I got home. Return the money whenever you want. Enjoy.". His father saw the text, and because I don't use my real name on Facebook, nor do I have any pictures on my account, apart from the profile pic (which is a fanart of one very obscure videogame character), his father though that my friend was buying drugs from someone. He needed three hours to convince him that it was just me. I laughed like a maniac when he told me of that.

Haha! I once was messaging a friend back when AOL Messenger was popular. My mom came in to ask what I was doing and I said just chatting with a friend. Just at that moment a porn popup came on the screen. She was horrified and thought my friend was sending them.

My friend has a similar accident a few years ago, except it was his grandmother who walked in, not mother.

Wasn't me, but my mom got a "WT[fillintheblank]" text from someone who had what was my old phone number (she hadn't deleted it from her contact, despite having my new number."

SHE WAS FURIOUS.

Apparently she'd been texting "me" and that was "my" response.

When I saw the phone number, I said in about the calmest voice I could muster, "That's my old number. One, I don't curse, and two, why would I be crazy enough to send that to my mother?"

One double-take of hers later and we were both rolling. We still joke about it.

My dad had some dental surgery done the day before his birthday one year. He was hopped up on pain meds for his birthday party and my sister got him a fancy hanging basket for him to plant some flowers in because he's big into gardening. Apparently he thought it would be funny to put it on his head and wear it like a hat in his drugged up state, so of course I took a picture of him wearing it for blackmail! I texted it to my mom so she could have it too, and got a reply of "who is this?", lol! I had sent it to her old number that was still in my phone for some reason and someone else was given the number! I just replied and said my dad was on leave from the insane asylum and didn't get out much, and told them you're welcome for an entertaining picture, lol!

That's hilarious!

Apparently by accident.

ugh I can't imagine. And your response? Those are the times you HAVE to verify the number before you hit send . Sheesh

She apologised for sending it saying it was intended for someone else. Not wanting to make a big deal about it just said ok it's sound!
I got sent a few unwanted junk shots from people on Facebook. One of the reasons I no longer use the site. There's honestly nothing I find less attractive. Maybe I'm just a prude 🤷‍♀️

A girl you knew??? If I was her I would have changed my number, name identity and moved to another country! Of course I would never send that sort of thing to anyone, not even my female gynecologist, lol. And. You're nicer than me if I ever got a text like that I would make that person seriously question their life decisions.

Don't forget changing your face

Maybe even your va**na, lol

I wouldn't either. Lol, I've often been told I'm too polite. Maybe it would benefit people if I was more assertive. 乁 ˘ o ˘ ㄏ.

It's not you being too polite, it's just that this world is too rude.

You may have a point. But you have to be able to stand up for yourself sometimes
:)

Indeed. There is a balance of confidence and propriety

My maid used to do this thing where when I hit something she hits the thing back, saying that it was being naughty

Or at least that's what I remember

It was when I was little

Lol. I'd be hitting stuff all the time. I'm such a clutz I'm forever bumping into things

Klutz is correct. I'm also a clutz on my phone, lol

I thought it was spelt klutz

Oh and watch out, you don't wanna hit the table and break that vase your grandma gave you