I'VE BEEN PLAYING BATTLEFIELD AND I'VE NOT GONE ON A SHOOTING SPREE YET! AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING MADDEN AND NOT BECOME A PRO FOOTBALLER! AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING STARFOX AND HAVEN'T BECOME AN ANIMAL PILOT! AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING MARIO AND HAVEN'T JUMPED ON ANY MUSHROOMS! AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING TOMB RAIDER AND MY BREASTS AREN'T TRIANGULAR AT ALL!!