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There lived a boy who's name was Jacob.

Jacob was a farmers boy who lived in Cheyenne Wyoming

Than one day his whole life changed

He was driving his dads tractor when

He ran over a unicorn!
(Sorry. I had to ruin this with my dark humor!)

Shocked by what he had just done he ...

Went home and joined ImgFlip to...

Make some MEMES

and to...

The truth was to get a free n word pass

But Jacob didn't like swear words unlike his friends who...

Blame it on an alien that escaped Area 51

but the truth was...

Unlike his friends who can't even say a single sentence without swearing

But their parents were...

RayDog who secretly works for the MIB

But no ImgFliper knew of RayDog's secret apart from two. One of the name of.....

One of the name of Blaze, who disguised herself as a Corviknight, she also began to drink tea, which helped her on stakeouts.

And the other was.....

Actually part of a secret organization to brainwash all people so they forget what curse words are

But their plans kept failing this was because all of ImgFlip knew their plans all thanks to...

And the other was a delicious cheesy sandwich who also made cheesy memes. Together they were...

An unstoppable team known as the Upvote Gang.

With unstoppable dedication, they threw that green arrow to every good meme and comment they could find (bad ones were marked with the red arrow and thrown into a recycling bin).

But then one day...

They couldn't handle the toxicity of that hellscape, they suffered and suffered until...

One of them discovered they can teleport, so they teleported away.

They disguised theirselves, so nobody knew who they were, and infiltrated IMGFLIP HQ

but then...

But Cheez, who was able to crawl out of Reddit since it wasn't available in his country, apologized too, saying that he should've used his own points instead of Ray's

Raydog smiled and said...

"I forgive you", as they both hugged, and as the Corviknight just watched

THE END

Somebody forgot to empty the recycling bin, causing a massive flood of bad memes and comments, Jacob woke up in the hospital, and realized he had lost his sense of humor.

But the Upvote Gang were here to restore his sense of humor.

They used their high intellect to create a chemical that could cure him, but at the cost of...

Using all their ImgFlip points.

Somebody offered the teleporter some tea, and then...

The teleporter transformed into a Corviknight.

Or, was rather, already a Tea Drinking Corviknight. Raydog, who saw this, was about to give her a worse punishment, but before he could...

he realized that he was being selfish and apologized to them.

With the risk and benefit in mind, they decided that....

they had to risk it, there was no there choice. So they used all of Raydog's points, hoping they wouldn't mind but...

Raydog was so angered at the fact they didn't sacrifice their own points like they were supposed to, so he...

banished them into the land of Reddit.

Little TimidDeer, she was minding her own business when this sick flipper shot her with an upvote right in her ass!! and told her that he had being following her on the new feature, as she got to her wobbly feet to say 'tanks' he pushed her over laughing and called her a Catholic gobshite and the flipper fecked off without a care in the world!!

Your words would make Shakespeare weep ;)

Love the spuds eh Tims?

Oh I know what am doing girl, I got some little tubs of butter i swiped from the condiments, we're good, av got ya ;) I won't let ya famish sweety!!

The flipper went on to push over other Imgflip users, calling them Catholic gobs**tes. This made TimidDeer feel better knowing he was only a troll, though she felt concern for those who didn't.

Very soon, this troll approached a protestant pastor, posting apologetics and uplifting Bible verses for the millennials and gen-z'ers to see. Upon finding an upvote on his meme, he rejoiced the Lord, unwary of the dangers to come. He, too, was labeled a Catholic gobs**te. This caused the pastor to impulsively sing "Rappin' for Jesus".

The troll disappeared before he could even say "and that's because Jesus Christ is my". The troll soon seemed to start weeping until a woman walked by and received what he thought would be his last upvote. The woman replied "Cathicus garnet". The two hugged and started speaking what seemed to be gibberish. It was by now that TimidDeer realized this guy was no troll, the language barrier was annoying him.

Cheers!

Forgiveness is a virtue and I play that card.....HIT ME!

The troll started running waywardly before the preacher could open his mouth. After many iterations of this, the troll grew weary. He sat on a curbside bench and began weeping. A woman in funny clothes approaches him. The troll, expecting to despair, gave the woman an upvote. The woman blushed and responded "Cathicus garnet". Amused, the man hugged her and they spoke what seemed like gibberish .TimidDeer, had just caught up to the troll and his loved one. Listening to their conversation, TimidDeer realized something important: Although he was a jerk, that man was only upset because he couldn't find anyone who spoke his language.

I like that story tbh :)

here's the couple's latest post

Thanks, I expected this ending as much as you guys did... this is how a fictional story about TimidDeer turned into a shaggy dog joke!

God Bless you Alf Garnett, never lets me down

Now piss off!!