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4 ups, 5y,
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i do most of the cooking in our house. My wife can cook, and does cook, but it's mostly me. I find it therapeutic. I have a few signature dishes I'm good at, but i'm not afraid to tackle anything. grilling and smoking are my favorites though, give me a cut of meat and some time to cook it and bbq will be had. i just did a rotisserie chicken last weekend, made a homemade cajun injection out of a beer and your basic blackening seasoning ingredients, and shot that in the chicken all over to marinate for a couple hours. trussed it up, hit it with some olive oil and a garlic rub i'm fond of, and then over the fire it went. i have a gas grill so i put some mesquite chips in a foil packet right over the burner so ended up with a nice smoky touch to it as well, but not overly smoked.
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2 ups, 5y,
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I'm reminded of something I heard watching a BBQ cooking show. Amateurs use mesquite, pros use hickory. :)

I haven't tried my hand at smoking, but I have a small table top oven that has a rotisserie function and I love it. Years ago my mother in law bought us a cooking roaster and I thought that we had another useless item taking up space, but I love cooking with that thing. I make an excellent pulled pork with it. (secret is the blackberry balsamic vinegar that really makes it pop)
2 ups, 5y,
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Actually I prefer fruit woods, apple is my favorite and i'll supplement it with a bit of hickory for some punch. hickory is good provided you get the mix right and don't overdo it. personally i like a heavier smoke but i've found that most people i've served to don't. as far as the mesquite goes, it's a resounding "meh" for me in most cases as it can be very astringent, but i find it's best use is for adding a quick pop of smoke to something like the chicken i did. Cherry is also extremely good, but it tends to be more expensive so i don't use it much. my advice if you want to get into smoking is to get one of the cheaper electric smokers. there are two basic skills you need, one is how to cook and treat the meat, and the other is heat and smoke control. i learned out of pure stubborness that trying to figure both out at the same time is really difficult, but if you get the electric unit it will take care of the heat and smoke control for you without much hassle. that way you are left to figure out the food half undistracted, and then you can graduate to bigger and better smokers and learn the other half.

now when you say blackberry balsamic vinegar, is this a product you can buy or are you making it somehow? sounds good, i could see using that for a nice glaze on some chops. balsamic reductions are some of the most flavorful sauces out there, love it.
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2 ups, 5y,
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I bought the vinegar by mistake at a home show. I meant to buy an olive oil, but got home and found the bottle was the blackberry. My wife was upset, but I told her I would find a way to use it. First time I used it I was blown away how good it was.

And reductions? Did one earlier today for the scampi I made. White wine with olive iold and butter with garlic and onion. So good.....
2 ups, 5y
awesome. there is a craft oil and vinegar store where i live, i might have to go see if they have any. everything i've had from there so far has been outstanding. my favorite is a baklouti green chili infused olive oil, it's phenomenal on roasted potatoes and vegetables. actually i just checked their website and they have a blackberry-ginger balsamic...not sure about the ginger part but they give samples so maybe i'll try it. says they also have a blueberry, black cherry, and raspberry version too without the ginger.

The scampi sounds good. i'll do something similar on occasion, my favorite white wine sauce though has got to be piccata. the lemon and capers do it for me.
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4 ups, 5y,
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3 ups, 5y
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Lol. I've been known to set the fire alarm off on occasion.
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2 ups, 5y
;)
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4 ups, 5y,
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I mean i can kinda cook
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4 ups, 5y,
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Kinda? Like full meals or what? I'm known for both my chili and my BBQ pork pot pie. Tonight I'm making stir fry pizza and earlier today I made a sweet chili scampi for my lunch tomorrow at work (Not allowed to cook seafood in the house, so I did it on the grill side burner)
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4 ups, 5y,
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Canned goods. Sandwich. Pasta
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5 ups, 5y,
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Kinda, lol
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3 ups, 5y,
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Well I'm sorry
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3 ups, 5y,
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You know nothing sweeps a girl off her feet like seeing a man in the kitchen. Something attractive in a guy who can cook well. Maybe it's just me. My husband treats me to his special African dishes one in awhile. Cooking every day for the family can be draining, it's good for the dad to help too. Nothing wrong with doing the dishes too ;)
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2 ups, 5y,
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Cool
K8. M
2 ups, 5y,
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You don't sound convinced.
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2 ups, 5y
No i am
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0 ups, 5y
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3 ups, 5y,
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You should see some kids nowadays he's lucky he can manage that ;)
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3 ups, 5y
Ha
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1 up, 5y
Anyone can make toast, the real question is, can you butter it? ;)
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3 ups, 5y,
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Stir fry pizza?! That sounds delicious and interesting. Do you cook for your family? I've had shrimp scampi. But not sure what a scampi is to be honest. Lol
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2 ups, 5y
Stir fry pizza is easy. We just make a stir fry and put it on a pizza dough, smother it in cheese and shove it in the oven. Scampi is shrimp. I love shrimp.....

My wife and I both cook, she tends to do more traditional meals, but last night we had chicken quesadillas. She cooked the chicken and I made the pico de gallo . They came out really good.
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2 ups, 5y
Tyatbsounds good
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3 ups, 5y,
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My meals are usually crowd pleasers, my favorites are stir fries, casseroles, soups. Just throw stuff in a pot and cook it. Not into complicated recipies. And I make it up as I go so no two meals are alike, lol
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3 ups, 5y,
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I follow a recipe only when baking. Cooking is an art form to me and once in a while I paint a real dud. Also sucks is my wife won't eat much of what I enjoy cooking. So I share at work often. (Got a lot a of good cooks at work and sharing is common)
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3 ups, 5y
Yea baking you have to be pretty accurate with ingredients otherwise it will be a flop. Also has to be in the order written too, lol. I like that cooking is so adaptable that you can make it your own. Too bad the wife doesn't like it. Sounds like good meals to me. I'd get a job where you work just for the free lunches! Lol
1 up, 5y,
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I'm capable of cooking.
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0 ups, 5y,
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Cooking what?
1 up, 5y,
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Usually breakfasts
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1 up, 5y
While I don't eat omelets, being able to make a good one requires skill.
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1 up, 5y,
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I can kinda cook, like pasta, beans, rice I'm still working on since they still won't let me too close to the stove. Sucks to be me I guess.

Also, why is all of the comments stuff I've never even heard of? I'm not that uncultured. But I have had empanadillas (If yall don't know what that is... google it) and canned chily. I'm 100% sure that doesn't count tho.
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0 ups, 5y,
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I’m not a fan of empanadas. I enjoy a lot of other foods from the region though. One of my brother in laws is from Porto Rico and some of the dishes his side family are incredible.

My mother is from the Deep South and my father from Scotland. Grew up eating a strange blend of styles. Smoked herring with grits for breakfast. And growing up in Tampa with its large Cuban presence meant getting a Cuban sandwich whenever possible.

About the only food I really don’t eat is Indian. I can’t stand the smell of curry!
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1 up, 5y,
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hmm... it's writen Puerto Rico, I live there thanks >^<
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1 up, 5y,
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Idk, Have you ever tried barigitas de vieja? Their a fried sweet, kind of. Made with flour, cinnamon, sugar and pumpkin, then grab little blobs and fry em' XD I love them, a little too greasy sometimes, but nothing a tissue won't fix.
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1 up, 5y,
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The pumpkin is boiled before hand btw
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0 ups, 5y,
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I haven’t had any sweets (we like to joke about Flan), but there was this dish made with rice, green plantains and chicken gizzards that I couldn’t get enough of. I have had a few other dishes I really liked, but never knew their names.

Excuse the spelling, at work and very busy.
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1 up, 5y,
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hmm... Idk the one you're talking bout, but my mum's flan de queso was sooooo good.

Have you ever tried coquito? With or without alchohol? (I've had without alchohol since I'm a minor)
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1 up, 5y
s'alright
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