I WOULD BE RICH IF IT WASN'T FOR GOVERNMENT REGULATION; NO YOU WOULDN'T; NO, BUT IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO PAY A FRACTION OF MY INCOME IN TAXES THEN I WOULD BE RICH! THAT'S STILL A NO; I WOULD BE A CEO OF MY OWN SWEATSHOP IF STATISTS WOULD JUST WORK FOR FAR LESS THAN MINIMUM WAGE!! WHY WOULD THEY WORK FOR YOU, WHEN THEY COULD JUST HIRE THEIR OWN SWEATSHOP LABORERS TO WORK FOR PEANUTS? DAMMIT, I FORGOT TO TELL HIM WE ALSO NEEDED TO HAVE UNRESTRICTED POLLUTION AND NO SAFETY REGULATION IN THE WORKPLACE FOR THIS IDEA TO WORK!