Lisa Simpson's Presentation

blowing up babies, a favorite past time of mine....and no, I'm not JK

I'm kidding

You've actually blown up a baby before?

you know it!....of course it was in a video game, but it still counts

I meant in real life

Lol do you honestly believe I would blow a baby up? Because that means I'm doing something really wrong

You said you weren't kidding

I wasn't I blew a baby up on a game, not on real life.....thiugh that does sound pretty fun.... Jk

All good don't worry about it

Perhaps

No thanks

But it's on sale, come in didn't your parents teach you accepting drugs from strangers is a great way to live a long life?

My parents are dead :(

Oh well that took an unexpected turn.... I don't really know how to respond to that.... I hope that you at least have some good memories of them, and Im sorry that happened to you.....i know sometimes people get tired of hearing sorry, but I genuinely am, Idk what I'd do if I lost mine.... Sorry....

Nothing

Okay I'm confused now, you win lol

My parents are actually alive and well thank you very much

That's not nice at all, I genuinely felt like a horrible person.... Not cool man, not cool

Mind tricks :)

You sincerely don't want to play mind games with me.... I will crush you.... This is what I do in my spare time, I think of all the different things I could do to ruin people's lives If I wanted to, which lucky for them I don't.... Because I would feel bad, I probably sound like a lunatic now so, I'm going to stop.... Hahah

Fair enough

LMAO thanks for ignoring the whole I'm crazy deal..... And no in the words of someone very wise "life is not fair" and that includes the statement fair enough

Perhaps not the best time to play mind games

You, or me.... I was being serious......

Good lord

I'm joking.... My gosh take a chill pill

I wasn't

Ahch you make my head hurt..... We're you not joking about mind games, or about the parents.... IDK I'm stupid what are you serious about?

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There was a troll, or shall I say there is a troll who makes comments in regards to Baby Boomers. The user seems ignorant as to what defines this term.

Interesting

True

I think like a baby boomer

Yes you do

At least your crush thinks you're cool

Yeah.

How's it going with her?

Same as yesterday and the day before

Shoot

Do you hav her contacts? Invite her when you both are free for ice cream!!!

That be hard man. Shes lives in Rhode island and is in upstate New York for 2 more weeks. And im not allowed to go to Rhode island by myself

Are you 18 yet?

Im 18

Do you have a liscene?

Yes. But im not allowed to go to.other states also. Taking out a 16 year old is illegal. Also iv never met her folks

Shoot. Do you guy have to both be 18?

Maybe.