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My funniest moment is when I was born

Lol. Not really I was a wanted child

I use to date a bartender that worked at the local strip club and got to be friends with a couple of the dancers. One of them came down to my bar where I shoot pool. The bar was empty except for the players as it was midweek and I was lining up what could be the winning shot for the night.I was looking over my options and decide my best option and for a moment looked up to glance at my teammates. Right behind them she flashed me her tits. I paused and then put my head down and sunk the shot.

Of course I bought her a drink and when I handed it to her she complained I hadn't even blinked. I replied "Seen'em"

There were other moments, but that one always brings a smile to my face.

That seems hard to believe

Honestly I've had so many funny ones

My mother in laws ex husband was in the hospital, everybody was all depressed and stressed out, so me and my brother decided to liven everything up by telling jokes. My MIL is a very naive person so getting her flustered is really easy, so we eventually morphed into dirty jokes and non-politically correct jokes, and we got her so red in the face blushing that everybody in the room was crackin up! It was a good time during a very rough time, but hey, laughter is the best medicine! Then theres all my college shenanigans, but I'll save those for another day :)

Lol

I think it would be... the first time I donned an Elvis costume to perform "Song of the King" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat in a variety show. (This particular number was an all-girl performance.

























Don't hold your breath for pictures.

Lol